So Ann Coulter makes it look like Keith Olbermann is basically Andy Bernard, constantly dropping that he went to Cornell, when really he went to the Cornell College of Agriculture and Life Sciences which she says isn’t Ive League. Me, I’m just happy when anyone has even heard of Carnegie Mellon University. It got mentioned on the Simpsons a couple episodes ago; that was awesome.
Anyway, Olbermann has responded to Coulter on the charge that, intelligence-wise, he’s just a poseur:
And the obamessiah went to Harvard. So tell us again why anyone should be proud of attending an ivy league college (even if they did)?
Hah! That clip never ceases to make me giggle like Chris Matthews with a tingle running down his leg.
You can’t say melon! That’s rayciss. What is funny in the arty you referenced is Olberman went to a cow milkin’ skool. Funny enough but that lady who report on having sex with him suggests he is not a milking machine by any stretch. She said he’s a dead fish. What a surprise NOT. Lefty men have no nads.
What I really do not understand about Olbermann how she can talk so clearly with Mr. Rachel Maddows oversized tallywacker in her mouth.
So Olberdufus went to a vet school? Nice! But he tells everyone he went to an Ivy League School? Nice! Of course I think most people who went to Ivy League schools are nitwits of the highest order, but a vet school? I know…they were suppose to teach “communications” but obviously he skipped that class and learned how to stick his head up a cows ass…but then skipped the one about pulling it back out! So now he’s got his head stuck up Barry’s ass…to the shoulders…and has no plans or desire to pull it out any time soon so there we have it…an education well spent!
For what it’s worth, Frank, we land-grant hickerbillies at Illinois have a considerable respect for CMU. At least, the software types do. The hardware snobs are convinced all good schools are next to oceans.
After reading Ann’s column yesterday, I though: I gotta hear what this dork has to say. I clicked, I saw “4 seconds”…and you ALMOST got me Frank! I paused before I had to hear that monkey-like groan….ooops…I mean simean like groan.
as a general rule –more years of school >less common sence. Olberman must have spent many years in school
An irrelevant observation, but whenever I hear of Carnegie Mellon School, I always think of Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Melon in Back To School
See what speech classes and a degree in LIBERAL arts will get you!
Ann’s piece was brilliant on two levels: 1) It exposed him for the fraud he is, but also because 2) It stabbed him square in the liberal softspot. For a liberal, accomplishments mean nothing, which is why their heroes are ALL failures and they detest those that actually do accomplish great things. Instead, for the liberal self-obsession crowd being accepted by elitists as being part of the elitist establishment means EVERYTHING, and becomes their SOLE life accomplishment (as they too are usually wrong about everything and fail miserably at any real accomplishment). To be exposed as being a graduate of something slightly more significant than community college must be crushing to this self-absorbed mental case.
Frank J… Of course, everyone has heard of Carnegie Mellon. That’s where the Last Lecture guy was from.
I know where Carnegie Mellon is. I even know who Carnegie and Mellon were. My mother got a fine arts degree there when it was still Carnegie Tech. I took theatre classes there in the 1970s. But I had to go to Pitt–which is why I’m in the fine condition I’m in today, walking the back streets and crying. But given the Obamacide budget, I’ll soon have lots of company.
You crackers leave MY boy alone!
Going to an AG school elevates the pompous one, in my opinion.
Wikipedia says is an alumnus of the same Ivy league Prepatory school as
Chris Berman and George Hamilton.
There’s a resume enhancer that a faux Ivy league diploma can never match.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackley_School
How long before she’s honored with “The Worst Person in the World” award?
Keith Anchorman is simply laughable and I often watch for the clear enjoyment of the Mad Magazine type parody of what journalism once was but now has become. They should move his show to Comedy Central.
Olbermann’s a Jackass and needs to shut his mouth and stop feeling intelligent when hearing himself speak. I do enjoy the groan however it’s the most useful things he’s ever said.
#4 ussjimmycarter: oh man, your post made me spew a mouthful of water all over the monitor while simultaneously falling off my chair laughing. Thanks!
Most often uttered correction by Keith Ohmyyyaman: For the last time, it’s a pee-niss, pee-niss damn it, not a peanut.
#4 USS Jimmy C …… remember that video that went viral in the 90’s called “circus stunt” where the guy runs and ends up with his head up an elephants behind ? …. you reminded me of that with your collectors edition version of “olbermann head and shoulders up the Obama Canal”
I hear Olberman’s cranial-rectal hyper-extension is an old sports injury from his days at ESPN. Perhaps with the new Obamacare(TM) health plan, he can have that treated with minimal hair loss and scarring.
#21 remember with Obama’s healthcare plan it will take him a couple weeks to get the treatment as well.
USSJimmyc…. I was thinking the same thing. Ogreman’s rants make as little sense as anything bHo has to say. And Franmk, everytime you put up the Ogreman comment, even though I know what is coming, I laugh my a@@ off. No, better not do that, Barney Frank will try to claim it. A fate worese than death. As a long time follower of politics I do believe Frank has captured the essence of all liberal commentary.
You mean this Video ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKPJuSXcXI
Thanks Jimmy … Sean
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I will say that sound says about as much as his annoying rants do in less time. Honestly i’ve never heard as much nonsensical drivle as i have from him with exception only to the DNC.
Those of us who are “IT guys” and were Y2K managers have a healthy respect for the Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT) which was originally out of Carnegie-Mellon University. A big positive point for the W administration was recognizing how important CERT was and to rely on them after 9/11/01. As the rest of us did.
Patrick 1: So you’re the ONE that watches Olberman
Maybe this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWzdUFlczJA
When someone accuses you of being less than brilliant, the last thing you should say is: “No uh uh! Am not, poopie head.” Or any variation thereof.
With March Madness coming up, I can’t imagine that folks haven’t heard of the famous Mellon Ballers, who just fell in the second round to the JCU Blue Streaks.
Thanks loads for that mental picture, #25. Where’s the Drano for my mind? *sigh* 😉
So what kind of melons did you specialize in at that Carnegie place Franky boy ? Were they seedless? Whitehouse lawn melons?
Gooooooooooooooooo Ann! You are my heroine.