Movie Idea: Zombie Terrorists – “They didn’t get their virgins, and now they want your brains!
Gibbs should end every statement he says with, “Snarf snarf.”
If there’s a political message you really want people to hear, train a dog to say it. Everyone will listen to a talking dog.
Idaho has tags for wolves going on sale. Don’t think I could shoot a dog, though. Plus wolves are such well-behaved dogs. They pretty much never bark. I should make Rowdi watch a Discovery channel special on wolves in hopes she’ll learn how a real dog acts.
Rowdi is half German Shepherd, half pit bull. That means any day she could suddenly snap and become a Nazi.
Would anyone disagree that manhood peaked with John Wayne and has gone downhill ever since?
John Wayne defines manhood. There is no other means of comparison. Well maybe Sean Connery.
Pu$$y Galore
couldn’t sleep and got stuck watching the John Wayne marrathon last night, huh? True Grit is good, but it’s on all the time. They should have played the Searchers. Natalie Wood is Hot!!
Not quite – it hit a plateau with John Wayne and Fred Thompson. It will go down when Fred Thompson says it can.
FRED! Transcends the human realm. He is super-human. Therefore, he doesn’t enter into the equation.
FRED! does not trouble himself with mortals.
Love me some John Wayne, but what about Clint Eastwood?
We need a new Duke Wayne
If Hollywood would make a star out of one of our current war heroes ala Audie Murphy we wouldn’t be in this situation. Audie didn’t need to be a great actor, he was just such a stud that you could increase your testosterone levels by 11 percent just by reading his name on a marquis.
Now all we have a bunch of protesting commie two bit slime dog wiener chomping, liberal douche-bag, gravy sucking, slack jawed, smelly hippies for movie stars who complain that George Bush was Hitler, when in 1944 the real Hitler was probably hiding under his bed in Berlin crapping his pants knowing Audie Murphy was out there looking for him.
Now that is a male role model.
Zombie terrorists? Redundant.
If you listen closely, Gibbs does end every statement with “Snarf snarf”.
Dave the Math Dog died.
Dogs and wolves are the same species. If Idaho sells wolf tags, how can you tell — I mean really tell — if what your neighbor has running around his walled compound is a dog or a wolf?
If Rowdi snaps and becomes a Nazi, at least you can buy a tag for her.
Manhood peaked with Sarah Palin.
How about
Fred Thompson stars in ‘To Hell and Grits’ where True Grit’s Rooster Cogburn joins forces with Audie Murphy (To Hell and Back) to fight terrorists. Fred can play both parts.
Manhood peaked with Sarah Palin.
Okay, that’s good.
I personally think Gibbs should end every sentence with “Narf”.
Lately I’ve felt as if we’re all in a Pinky and the Brain episode where Pinky took over the world and the Brain is sulking or lost his intelligence or something.
I though gibbs ended every sentence with “its just ice cream”.
Zombie terrorists? didn’t they take over congress in ’06?
I think Gibbs was Saddam’s propaganda minister Baghdad Bob. They cleaned him up and gave him an American name and a job as whitehouse propaganda minister.
Randolph Scott. James Cagney. Edward G. Robinson. Humphrey Bogart. Alan Ladd. John Wayne. Clint Eastwood. That’s a high fiber diet.
If Gibbs is VERY good, his master gives him a Snausage.>>> Joe ‘Pinky’ Biden and the Brain O-bah-muhh: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking ‘Pinky’?”…I think so Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won’t we upset the Lima Beans/”
john wayne? nope, i nominate michael yon
The Duke may be gone but I’m still here. As long as there is a Marine Corps, and Fred, there will still be real men.
Civilization as we knew it ended when The Duke passed! We have been in a death spiral ever since. Men don’t know how to behave anymore because they don’t have Wayne to emulate! Now they have trouser stains like DiCaprio and Matt Damon as their idols… We are not doing John Wayne proud…pilgrim!
Idaho has tags for wolves going on sale. $11.75 for the tag, $12.75 for a license, chartered helicopter, substantially more.
Barack Obama is the polar opposite of John Wayne! , [Q] where is the next Duke? [A] Fighting in our armed forces .
I’m so glad nobody mentioned that wannabe Chuck Norris when talking about manhood
I am deeply disappointed that it took until the third comment for someone to bring up Fred Thompson.
“Would anyone disagree that manhood peaked with John Wayne and has gone downhill ever since?”
THEN: John Wayne
NOW: Ryan Seacrest
Need I say more?
If a little boy today tried to act like John Wayne he would have so much speed shoved up is ass while attending non-stop “therapy” sessions with some quack head shrink he stands no chance of not having gender issues…
The next John Wayne is quietly taking notes in a required Feminist Studies class, waiting to see if society merits his presence.
Who is John Wayne?
We have john Wayne and the Democrats have Pee-Wee Herman, ’nuff said?
“Snarf!” Ha!
Wait… its that a Thundercats reference? If so, I don’t get it. I was thinking Pinky and the Brain. Now I’m confused. I’ll just pretend it’s Pinky and laugh anyway. It works.
Or does it? Pinky said “Narf!”
Okay, I don’t get it.
John Wayne made many great war movies during WWII and made big money doing it……….. while “real men” actually joined the service and did there part serving their country……ie Lee Marvin….Henry Fonda…..Eddie Arnold…..Jimmy Stewart
zzyzx Obama does kinda look like Pee-Wee Herman with a tan.
DamnCat, I nominate your comment for “Comment of the Century”.
Blade, Fred would never try to play Audie Murphy. Out of respect to an incredible man and a true hero. RIP, Mr. Murphy.
We need a partnership between the John Waynes and the Jimmy Stewarts; just like in the movie, “The Man Who Killed Liberty Valance.”
I grew up in the Midwest enough decades ago that i caught a glimpse of what old American men were like. Two come to mind a friends grandfather had one leg, he had been out on a tractor something went wrong. He got out to check it his leg got caught in something. After the kneedown was torn off the engine caught fire.. he threw dirt on the fire until it was out then drug himself a half-mile to the house and drove himself to the doctor. Wooden leg the rest of his life never heard him complain.. almost never heard him say anything at all church every sunday early etc etc.. He was a small guy the sort who would be squirrelish mouthy and full of overcompensations nowadays.
The second was many things including legendarily righteous, kind, and forgiving. He was a prison guard in the war. He told me about it once said he would only carry a wooden club in. Said don’t bring anything int with you you don’t mind the prisoners using on you. Sometimes i realize John Wayne was actually a Hollywood actor and compared to the real men of his day was probably considered a pansie/lightweight. Much how we consider even tough-guy actors today.
Didn’t think anything of those men growing up. Wasnt until i got older realized how extraordinary they were.
Shirleyjean says:
John Wayne was a great actor. But that’s all he was, was an Actor. Audie Murphy was the real thing.
When Wayne was filming/producing “The Alamo”. the good people of Texas wanted Wayne to include
Audie in the Film. Wayne chickened out. Saying he couldn’t find a part “suitable” for Audie. Audie,
and the good people of Texas were mighty upset, because as you know, Audie was born and raised in
Texas. Serves Wayne right, had he included Audie in that movie, it might never have bombed as it did.
Yes John Wayne was a Reel Hero, but Audie Murphy was a Real Hero. Here’s to Audie, and all our
soldiers past and present. May they keep us safe, and those that have gone before us, may they rest
in peace, because if they came back today and saw how bad America has become, they probably would have handed us over to Hitler and said Why Bother!!!!!
The Dislexic Gibbs would end his statements with ” …knarf, knarf”
No no no, not Wayne.
Steve McQueen.