Jim Treacher has already had some fun with it. Now you give it a go:
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
Caption Contest: Jedi Obama
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
Look at me!
DON’T pay attention to the guy in the back picking his nose.
Any suggestion that he is a Sith is obviously a insinuation that ‘dark skin’ = ‘dark side of the force’ and is therefore raaaaacist.
Obamiwan, using newer, smarter NATO strategy, uses Force to defend Poland from invasion.
You can shave down a Wookie, but you can’t teach it to dress itself.
“You lie!” “……….pirate.”
But if you suggest he’s on the light side, then you’re insinuating that good=light/white and therefore are raaaaaaaaaaacist.
FIGJAM (and if you dont know what that means I suggest you look it up).
“… it not only deflects laser blasts, but you can knock missiles out of the sky with it, too! Seriously!”
These are not the leaders we were looking for…
Washington, D.C. — You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
lets see real Jedi’s would give him an atomic wedgie and stuff him in a loker, the Sith wouldn’t stop laughing at him and would beat him up, give him a texas chile bowl wedgie, a swirly, stuff him in his locker, and take his lunch money.
Obi-The One Kanewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.
He almost has the same ears as Jar-Jar, doesn’t he?
“So instead of George Bush’s ridiculous, unworkable plan, we’re sending a few thousand of these to Poland and The Czech Republic.”
Kanye, … I am your Father!
A slightly more manly version of a Pirate than Keira Knightley.
This picture, taken moments before Joe Biden was sworn in as president, captures Obama as he speaks his last words: “Ok Joe! You shoot, and I’ll stop the bullets.” Biden, who had convinced Obama that the Jedi sword was as real as his fiscal policies, had no comment.
In Obama’s post-racial galaxy, far, far away, there is EXACTLY ZERO racial diversity in the photo ops.
Woman in white polo shirt to Michelle: Girl, I thought you said you had his white geeky side under control!
My kids have a better Jedi stance than BHO!
You all have the Star Wars angle wrapped up so…
“This is a different kind of fencing than what we did back in Chicago. ”
OR
“To fence: to sell something stolen, like taxpayers’ money.”
Michlelle: Barry! Give that kid back his stick! You need to get back inside and ruin this country some more!
And what the hell is that thing around Michelle’s waist? I’m sorry, but a twin set does not require a thick black belt around the middle.
Guy in background…….”I hope no one notices I’m picking my nose.”
Easy big guy you already have the liberal pseudo-religious geek vote.
I don’t know who the kids are or what they are doing, but that is obviously a Sith lord in the background.
I just now recognized him in the foreground….
It is Darth-Urkel.
“Haha! Now whose gonna call me a liar?”
Barack: Follow me, I shall lead the way!
Michelle: You better not go runnin’ off in the damn woods again.
The farce is strong with this one.
Barack: I shall defeat these horrible tea baggers!
Michelle: There’s nothing there, Barry.
Darth oBozo Dork lord of the Sh*&
Why yes, yes I can make ‘grown man with a light saber’ look more gay.
or
This is French style fencing, notice my right hand is already raised “en capitulation”, from this position I can surrender merely by dropping my sword and slightly raising my left hand.
“This one’s for you, Bwawney Fwank.”
the farce is strong with this one.
Behold the power of the dork side.
All you need is a little pinch of fairy dust
“I find your lack of taxation without representation disturbing…”
Moa om! hussein’s acting like a dorg again!
Watch this, if I hold out my hand , hussein acts lkike he is sticking a taxpayer
I will kill the sasquatch! Fail
“White House Lawn. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
He’s just lucky I don’t have my Bat’leth with me!
Why caption this at all?! This picture embodies all that is the Obama presidency:
* Michelle can’t even figure out how to put a belt on right
* 2 people try to explain – unsuccessfully! – how to do it right
* Obama’s too busy playing around to do anything worthwhile (What’s with the gay French pose?)
* The nosepicker
* …and of course, sour looking immature people.
I could go on.
Seriously: what’s up with Michelle’s ensemble? I’m no fashion critic, but it really looks as though her kids ate a box of crayons and then proceeded to throw up on her clothes.
I’m not gonna pick on anybody having a fun time with their family. There’s too many other O pics that deserve captions.
“Hi, America. It’s me, Obama. I’m doing this pose to remind you that you’re screwed. I don’t want any of you delusional crackers holding out hope. You’re screwed. Now go pray to your moon god or whatever.”
Remember, there are always two of them. Obama is the apprentice, but where is the Master?
Bill could get away with a cigar, but I think I need something like this.
Jazz hand!
And what the hell is that thing around Michelle’s waist? I’m sorry, but a twin set does not require a thick black belt around the middle.
It’s the only thing holding her upper and lower halves together. Barry was a little careless with the lightsaber earlier in the day.
So, seriously, this is the guy that all the libs and Charles Krauthammer were trying to tell us was supposedly so cool? Ummm…okay.
Obama – “Hey look kids Im Oobie doobi Kendobi”
Kid – “That’s Obi-Wan Kenobi you tool”
Obama – “Hey what were you told about criticizing the President in public?”
Kid – “that its racist”
Obama – “Exactly, do it again and ill sick the first wookie on you”
Michelle – “Arrrgghh”.
Isn’t his lightsaber supposed to be red? oh wait thats not darth maul!
but since he is a “jackass” i guess their color is blue
O: “This is more funner than a bucket!”
Kid: “(Thinking) Please stop.” [Treacher had it right]
Snow White house and the seven boobs.
#7 – Hellrider,
Fig jam. That’s the stuff in the middle of a Fig Newton, right?
Caption: Cracked.com has a list of Star Wars characters that were too lame to last. Time to add one more!.
Michelle’s got a look on her face like “WTF give that to him? I’ll get much better use from it than he will. I better send out the SS for a big bag of batteries!”
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