Lord, give me the patience to explain things to liberals who can have their minds change, the strength to punch in the face those who can’t, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Lord, give me the strength to change those things that can be changed, the patience to withstand those that cannot be changed, and the wisdom to bury the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Animal is cirrect. There are no classic Liberals remaining in the Democrat Party, they are all either Socialists or full blown Communists.
The only true Jeffersonian Liberals to be found in American politics are those if the “gutless and ineffectual” wing of the GOP.
Oh, wait a minute. That describes the entire GOP doesn’t it?
Just puching Lefties in the face is no logher enough.
Club them with a Louisville Slugger and then beat them about the kidneys until they wet themselves.
In some parts of the country, it is believed that Libr’ls can be cured of their mental illness by a sharp punch to the face.
Only a trained practitioner can actually accomplish this, however, like my momma often said, “Practice makes perfect.”
Liberal’s brains are whacked when they’re young by their parents and teachers who are also whacked. All babies start out conservative and it’s shocking how little it takes to whack-up their little minds. Physically whacking them later doesn’t help much unless you can make their liberalism fall out which is not easy ’cause the stuff is sticky and pernicious.
Anyone encountering a liberal who can have their mind changed should capture them immediately for the National Zoo! I might be easier to find Big Foot.
It used to be quite common. It was called a schoolyard fight. And, in the end liberals would always learn a life lesson and change their ridiculous ways at a young age. They’d learn that they weren’t as smart as they thought they were, that they needed to shut the hell up when they didn’t know what they were talking about, that if they were going to start trouble with someone else they could take a beating, that if they were harrassed by another bully the only resolve was to learn to fight and bring the smackdown. In the end, usually there was a mutual respect and everyone was friends…conflict resolved, lessons learned.
Instead, today, “conflict resolution” in schools encourages woosies to be whining woosies and the outcome is always an agreement that someone was born gay and that that entitles them to be annoying to others.
I recall the fights. But, it was impossible to punch hippies since I graduated in ’64 and they weren’t invented until the next year; by then I had moved on to shooting commies! I know what your thinking, “You were shooting the wrong commies!” and you’d be right, but what are going to do when the government runs the war?
In typical fashion they sent us someplace in Asia instead of San Fransisco where we could do some real good!
Lord, make my enemies ridicul—
Well, how ’bout that?! Thanks, God!
Dude! 10.0
I said it before, I’ll say it again. They are not liberals, they are left wingers.
So will you still punch the ones whose minds can change, or is there some benefit knowing who they are, that I don’t see?
Lord, give me the strength to change those things that can be changed, the patience to withstand those that cannot be changed, and the wisdom to bury the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
…And should they turn the other cheek, give me the endurance for a second punch. 8 – )
Eh — what the hell. Let’s go for the strength to punch ’em all in the face. It might get their attention.
…and if I can’t have any of that, I’ll settle for a Lamborghini.
Punches to the face do wonders for developing patience.
Animal is cirrect. There are no classic Liberals remaining in the Democrat Party, they are all either Socialists or full blown Communists.
The only true Jeffersonian Liberals to be found in American politics are those if the “gutless and ineffectual” wing of the GOP.
Oh, wait a minute. That describes the entire GOP doesn’t it?
Just puching Lefties in the face is no logher enough.
Club them with a Louisville Slugger and then beat them about the kidneys until they wet themselves.
Let the punchings begin. I mean, really, they’re lefty pantywaists…what are they going to do, cry and tell their mommies?
Difference??? Why can’t you do both?
Let’s get to punchin’ and let the Lord sort them out!
One must possess a mind before it can be changed, therefore, in the case of liberals, your task is imposable. But good luck anyway.
In some parts of the country, it is believed that Libr’ls can be cured of their mental illness by a sharp punch to the face.
Only a trained practitioner can actually accomplish this, however, like my momma often said, “Practice makes perfect.”
Liberal’s brains are whacked when they’re young by their parents and teachers who are also whacked. All babies start out conservative and it’s shocking how little it takes to whack-up their little minds. Physically whacking them later doesn’t help much unless you can make their liberalism fall out which is not easy ’cause the stuff is sticky and pernicious.
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Anyone encountering a liberal who can have their mind changed should capture them immediately for the National Zoo! I might be easier to find Big Foot.
Sgt. Relic,
It used to be quite common. It was called a schoolyard fight. And, in the end liberals would always learn a life lesson and change their ridiculous ways at a young age. They’d learn that they weren’t as smart as they thought they were, that they needed to shut the hell up when they didn’t know what they were talking about, that if they were going to start trouble with someone else they could take a beating, that if they were harrassed by another bully the only resolve was to learn to fight and bring the smackdown. In the end, usually there was a mutual respect and everyone was friends…conflict resolved, lessons learned.
Instead, today, “conflict resolution” in schools encourages woosies to be whining woosies and the outcome is always an agreement that someone was born gay and that that entitles them to be annoying to others.
Son of Bob,
I recall the fights. But, it was impossible to punch hippies since I graduated in ’64 and they weren’t invented until the next year; by then I had moved on to shooting commies! I know what your thinking, “You were shooting the wrong commies!” and you’d be right, but what are going to do when the government runs the war?
In typical fashion they sent us someplace in Asia instead of San Fransisco where we could do some real good!
“…and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the annoying bastards I had to shoot because they pissed me off.”