The Senate has voted to defund ACORN after it was shown to help a pimp looking for a place for underage prostitutes, but that’s not all the awful people ACORN has helped. Here’s some more I found out about:
* Arsonists looking for something to burn.
* Avowed serial wanting a nice basement.
* Al Qaeda terrorist cell worried about government intrusion.
* Someone wanting a place large enough for a dog-fighting ring.
* Convicted pedophile wanting a place near playgrounds.
* Kanye West.
And of course, they all vote Democrat.
An illegal immigrant to become President.
FIRST!
* Keanu Reeves
* Brett Favre
* Karl Marx when he refused to have his stupid beard cut.
* The Limey
* Doctor Clayton Forrester
* Dane Cook
This one really reminded me of the old SNL news skits with Norm MacDonald.
“And of course… Frank Stallone”
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And here’s one for Marko:
* A spread-option football coach wanting a new domed stadium
Turning momentarily serious, don’t forget ACORNs two greatest sins….
* They conducted voter fraud in 10 states or so,
* They helped all sorts of unqualified mortgage applicants get sub-prime mortgages (what could possibly go wrong with that?)
Anyone remember when Rudy lambasted Obama with the, “what the heck is a ‘community organizer'” routine at the GOP convention? Now we know what the new training ground for Presidents is all about….
OBAMAISM
*Phillip and Nancy Garrido looking for a place with a bigger back yard.
They helped me turn that peasant into a newt.
…..
He got better though.
Brutus wins.
Dick Durbin has no problem with any of those things. He’d prefer we continue to fund them.
innominatus said:
Hmm. I have pondered this for quite some time and I can’t figure it out. I give. Jerry Jones?
When it comes to points three and five I think you have ACORN confused with the ACLU. Granted….each is a worthless left wing entity and can easily be confused so I can understand the error.
Marko, I wasn’t thinking of anyone in particular. Just adding another generic detestable lowlife to Frank’s list of detestable lowlifes.
Brett Favre? Hey! That’s my guy!
Daily Kosers!
Green Bay Packers Fans
Oh, thanks, innominatus.
I’ll be more specific.
* Jerry Jones
hey, leave ACORN alone! They’re just helping people. A man with a dream and a couple of underaged prostitutes came to this country to make his fortune…who are we to deny him?
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