Random Thoughts

Many environmentalists said twenty years ago the earth had only ten years to live, so it should really cherish each additional year.

Just for the record, I’d rather the whole planet die than be a socialist.

You may think I’m extreme, but I think your face is ugly, so we’re at an impasse.

If Norwegians awarded me a Nobel Peace Prize, I’d declare war on them.

There is no good reason to set a puppy on fire unless it’s racist.

2010 better be an epic slaughter of Democrats or Republicans are a complete failure.

17 Comments

  1. Frank, there no way in hell the Norwegians would award you a Nobel Peace Prize mainly because you’re an extremely ugly socialist in a dying world. Also, your puppy’s on fire. Not only that, my mother is more Irish than your mother and could beat her at cake baking. And… potatoes.

  2. Hopefully the Republicans got the message that a lot of people are tired of their “Socialist Lite” agenda. They have been convinced by the left that they had to swing hard left to stay in office, then got booted out in the last election when conservatives ceased to vote for them.

    The time is long past for a conservative third party in the US. The people just have to get ticked off enough to make it a reality. One can only dream.

  3. If Norwegians awarded me a Nobel Peace Prize, I’d declare war on them.

    Yah sure, den we vould haf to egt all wee weed upted aboot it, und take avay yor prize. So der! you vould haf declared var on uss fer nutin. Yah sure yah!

  4. I use to take solace in the fact that after life was removed from Gaia’s surface, the Hobbits, from Middle Earth, would re-populate the planet. Since the Goracle’s revelation that the core is millions of degrees, I fear our best chance, is already toast.

  5. Yeah Jimmy. I fear the republicans are in for a suprise. The epic disaster that is the democrats right now doesn’t make the republicans stink any less. They still are a bunch of Idea-less cowards and only a bit less corrupt than the dems.

    The dems wouldn’t have their majority if the republicans had been worth voting for in 2006 and 2008. If they get power back the are going to be doing the same corrupt things as before only a bit less bold. It is like a choice between Bold excessive evil and circumspect shy evil.

    Also the Repubican primary structure is biased toward the milk toast moderate candidate. Don’t expect a Batch of new conservatives to arise. The primaries are geared toward giving us a Bob Dole or a John McCain.

  6. There is no good reason to set a puppy on fire unless it’s racist.

    I take it you’ve never raised a puppy?
    Now if you had said “dog”, I’d be with you.

    Most puppies are evil, they’re job is destruction and they take it very seriously, the more valuable and cherished the goods, the more likely they’ll destroy it.

    Why else do you think dogs have such large litters? It’s an evolutionary thing, only the fastest and toughest survive.

  7. #8 – MDr,
    take comfort!
    Middle Earth does Not mean ‘the middle of the Earth’, although Leonard Nimoy made the same mistake once.
    The Hobbits moved to Ireland and got work as shoe-makers years ago.
    (Don’t mess with their lucky charms!)

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