Archive of entries posted on 30th December 2009

Obama Blames “Right Wing Extremists” for Failed Terror Attack

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KAILUA, HAWAII (AP) – Taking a break from his Hawaiian vacation, President Obama addressed the issue of the failed airliner bombing attempt over Detroit by saying that “right wing extremists” were to blame.

Obama vows to protect ‘freedom of ignition’ for Muslims

“As Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano pointed out,” said Obama, “the system works. As President, I’ve done everything in my power to support and encourage ‘man-caused disaster’ attacks on American soil – from not using the ‘T’ word, to treating alleged violent attacks by people of certain religions as criminal nuisances. Judging by the Christmas incident in Detroit, I’d give the system a good, solid B+.”

“Unfortunately,” continued the President, “a right-wing extremist interfered with Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s freedom to exercise his religion, and prevented him from fully expressing his opinion about America’s recent vicious attacks on the peaceful land of Yemen. Let me be clear – this sort of repression of universal rights will not be tolerated by this administration. We won’t put up with it from Fox News, and we sure as hell won’t put up with it from some stinking Dutchman. Rest assured that Jasper Schuringa will be held securely in the Guantanamo Bay detention facility pending an appearance before a full military tribunal.”

Under new directives ordered by the Obama administration in the wake of the tragically failed attack, passengers on US domestic and international flights will be prohibited from having pillows, blankets, or “any other material or device” which might be used to put out a fire and interfere with an “enthusiastic expression of political opinion or zealous religious activity”.

Moonbat of the Decade

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Ready or not, tomorrow night marks the end of not just the year, but the decade. Yes the old whatchamacallits (the oughts? the zeros? the o’s? the nils? the nothings?) will end and the tens will arrive, but before that happens, lots of people will create useless lists of things both good and bad from the past decade.

“But what about me?” You might ask, “I want to help make a useless list, too!”

Well, here’s your chance to vote for your choice for Moonbat of the Decade in several categories, so why not contribute your own voice to someone else’s “decade” list and feel a little better about yourself:

1) Celebrities

2) Blogging

3) Organizations

4) MSM (News)

5) Politicians (American)

6) Politicians (International)

And last but not least, to cleanse the palate:

7) Anti-Moonbat of the Decade

Remember, vote early and vote often… just like a good little Democrat would! (And death is no excuse not to vote!)