WAR Helps… A lot!

What’s wrong with the peace movement from Steven Crowder:

Frank Advice for Life

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. It’s when you’re comparing a bird in hand to squirrels that the exchange rate gets confusing.

Top Ten Plans by Obama to Improve His Popularity

Things aren’t going so great for Obama popularity wise. Liberals don’t think he’s following through on their issues and the rest of America no longer have hopes of him being a competent, dedicated president. Obama is planning on taking some big actions to change those perceptions, and we here at IMAO have obtained a list of those plans:

TOP TEN PLANS BY OBAMA TO IMPROVE HIS POPULARITY

10. Pretend he accidentally sent a large balloon off with Malia inside so as to look like a sympathetic parent.

9. Be on TV more.

8. Try even harder to gain favor on both sides of the Afghanistan conflict by announcing he’ll be sending 100,000 more troops there to pave the way for a complete surrender.

7. Find out the exact things people don’t like about him and tell everyone that that’s Bush’s fault.

6. Jump a shark on water skis to prove his bravery.

5. Do a music number.

4. Show he can get results through hard work by improving his gold handicap.

3. Prove he’s a committed progressive by getting gay married.

2. Try not to scowl so much at the flag during the pledge of allegiance.

And the number one plan by Obama to improve his popularity…

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Random Thoughts

Health care reform is a dangerous distraction from the war in Afghanistan.

So how much more do we have to advance in race relations before America can elect its first competent black president?

I’m an engineer: I don’t know what I’m doing, but I know what needs to get done.

Gas bill so much higher this last month. Probably something Obama did.

“At Joppa there was a certain disciple named Tabitha, which is translated Dorcas.” Is that what they told her?

I like how when you chastise a cat it looks at you with this “how dare you” expression.