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Archive of entries posted on 10th December 2009
CSI:SANTA! (Who Killed Christmas?)
Frank Advice for Life
Lies Told About Obama
Obama accused Republicans of trying to frighten Americans about his policy. I thought this was more of his usual whining (Democrats love whining!), but I checked the internets and there are a lot of lies people are propagating about Obama. Here are some I found:
LIES BEING TOLD ABOUT OBAMA
* Obama’s policies have really helped the economy.
* Obama is committed to victory in Afghanistan.
* Obama’s health care plan will improve health care and lower costs.
* The one thing Obama is not going to do is bankrupt the country.
* Obama never gets his head stuck in a bucket.
* Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Obama is smart.
* Obama’s actions encourage bipartisanship.
* Obama has normal ears.
* Obama’s close friends and associates are quite unlike those of a crack dealer.
* Obama can complete a coherent sentence without a teleprompter.
* Obama’s concerns match those of the average American.
* Obama cherishes the American values of freedom and self-reliance.
* Obama is proud of America and represents it strongly abroad.
* Obama has many solutions other than blaming Bush.
* Obama is a capitalist.
* There is strong evidence Obama is not an alien reptile.
* At least one other president in American history was less qualified than Obama.
* Obama appears to be learning what it is to be a leader quite quickly.
* Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
Weird Spiral in Norway
A weird spiral appeared in the air in Norway:
Explainable!
This is something that might cause people to turn to fantastical explanation, but the rational mind knows to calm down and use Science! to find the answer.
So, what we need Norway to do is take a look around their country and answer these following questions to lead us to a logical answer:
Do people around you look the same but act differently? If so, then the spiral is the beginning of an alien attack and they are replacing everyone with pod people.
Have you run into someone who looks like you except with a goatee and is evil? Then the spiral is most likely a portal to the mirror universe.
Have all the annoying, preachy people disappeared? Then it was probably the rapture. Finally, we can do Science! without their interference!
Is there techno music playing, and is everyone around you dancing? Then it’s probably a laser light show as part of a music concert. Dance! Dance!
Remember, being logical leads to answers. Thus says Science!, and thus say we all.
Random Thoughts
Agent Smith should argue for gay marriage. “It is inevitable!” Of course, he wasn’t able to convince Neo.
Is there any hard evidence that Al Gore is anything other than a mediocre mind desperately wanting to be thought of as smart?
Al Gore is a lot like Obama in that he can convince dumb people he’s smart despite lack of evidence.
Gore was a C student in government. I was an A student in electrical engineering. Who should you trust on climate science? I think the answer is “neither”, but I have an actual chance of being correct because I actually apply scientific research.
If you want to overturn our economy, I need more assurance than that you double-checked your math.
It’s scary to go out walking and see tigers. But it’s scarier not to see tigers, because now you have no idea where the tigers are. That wisdom can be applied to other things, like pumas and bobcats.
I believe Palin’s scientific credentials are just as impressive as Al Gore’s.
I like Alan Grayson; finally we have the wisdom in Congress you’d usually have to go to comment section of HuffPo to find.