Random Thoughts

Not having Obamacare pass the Senate is great. It both helps the country and marks Obama as a complete failure.

My office desk is aspiring to become a refrigerator and is practicing on my legs.

People say I’m hyper-partisan, but I have never killed a Democrat.

Is there anything important we need Obama to do that his animatronic in the Hall of Presidents can’t do? I’m not saying we should replace Obama with his animatronic, but it’s probably a better backup than Biden.

If you did a Venn diagram of wonks and geeks, it would be a circle.

When Obama takes on those fat cats, I hope he finally brings that Boss Tweed down to size.

Lieberman did warn Kos that if they struck him down, he would become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.

7 Comments

  1. Do we get to choose? OK, we need a list first.

    Important things Obama needs to do :

    (a) Talk a walk and don’t stop.
    (b) Jump in a lake and stay there.
    (c) Become a Republican door mat.
    (d) Stop flushing his brains down the toilet.

    (d) is actually the least critical because it implies he could improve.

  2. Lieberman did warn Kos that if they struck him down, he would become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.

    You’re incorrect, Frank. Lieberman tried to warn Kos, but Kos’s screaming “JOOOOOOO! JOOOOOOO! JOOOOOO!” eventually forced him to give up.

  3. When O-bah-muhh goes after those fat cats, someone should report him to the SPCA, Or PETA. Also, I hope they scratch him up good
    Re: ‘Venn Diagram of wonks and geeks, it would be a circle.’ >>>There’s a jerk missing from that statement.

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