Random Thoughts

I’m glad I’m a genius. It must be miserable not understanding everything better than everyone else.

How do you think Venezuela feels that their leader farts in front of everyone and then spends time describing the smell?

Obama never tells us when it’s time to talk; he only tells us when that time is over. That’s sneaky.

Why does spellcheck still redline the word “internet”? Who capitalizes internet?

Haven’t seen Avatar, but why are the Navi bright blue? Are they poisonous, or do they live in a coral reef?

“And there’s a boy named Frank in Idaho who’s scared every day that D.C. is full of morons with way too much power.”

“How many more kids are going to trapped in wells without help because the government didn’t buy them border collies?”

I think the Republicans have a campaign issue for 2010, though: Almost everyone in the Senate is weird and old.

22 Comments

  1. Why does spellcheck still redline the word “internet”? Who capitalizes internet?

    Internet is a proper name, just as World Wide Web is a proper name and is therefore capitalized. On the other hand there is nothing proper nor respectful about reid, pelousy, democrats, the nameless evil in the white house, or congress to ever capitalize them.

    The boy named Frank in Idaho or any place is right to feel frieghtened about the evil monsters infesting the government.

  2. “And there’s a boy named Frank in Idaho who’s scared every day that D.C. is full of morons with way too much power.”

    Not only am I scared of the morons in DC with too much power, I’m scared of the retards that got them into power.

  3. Chavez raises an important philisophical question:

    ” How much solid material (by weight or volume) can flatulence contain and still be flatulence ?”

    This is best approached by using fractal algebras.

    I like being wierd and old

  4. Why does spellcheck redline the word crapweasels? Who doesn’t say crapweasels? Crapweasels, that’s who.

    And isn’t redlining supposed to be a bad thing? Didn’t we ruin the whole housing market in an attempt to eliminate redlining only to end up with a whole new bunch of people and neighborhoods in need of redlining?

  5. “How many more kids are going to trapped in wells without help because the government didn’t buy them border collies?”

    Now if one of those kids had have harry “middle of the night sleaze bag” reid, I would be very glad the government saw fit not to give unicorns, I mean Collies to everyone.

  6. We really appreciate your geniusousness. I can’t even imagine that sort of intelligence. Its the stuff of science! fiction.

    The Venezualans are still reeling from being into duped into electing a primate doing a very half a$$ed human impersonation.

    Obama tells us when it is no longer time to talk because he knows….. the teleprompter has stopped, so what more can be said??

    That scared boy named Frank in Idaho should be afraid….very afraid.

  7. Wile E. Coyote is a SuperGenious, but in the end, confessed that his name was MUD. And we all know Mud spelled backwards is OBAMA.
    O-bah-muhh can’t fart in front of people because Chris Matthews has his nose stuck up O-bah-muhhz arse. However, Chris swears he smells ambrosia.
    O-bah-muhh is right about the time for talk being over. Now is the time for full-scale opposition. But I agree O-bah-muhh is one al-taqiyya sneaky bass-turd.
    I wouldn’t call the Navi bright blue. Let’s just call them Navi blue.
    Sally Struthers should ask for donations to help that scared boy named Frank in Idaho, when she’s not asking for money for kids stuck in a well.
    John McCain and Orrin Hatch resemble that last remark about the Senate.

  8. Random thoughts,
    -So regarding that priest that reportedly told his congregation to shoplift if they are poor, Obviously by the rules of Dungeons and Dragons would that not make him “Chaotic good”?

    -Maybe could start D&D profiles for Pelosi, Reid,Obama, McCain and assign them skill points accordingly.

    -Would stilling from best buy if you are too poor that does that change the old “would you steel bread to feed your starving family” to “Would you steal a flat screen, a Wii, and cables to entertain your bored family?”

    -Maybe i do hate capitalism if its succeeded so well that the poor are defined by insufficient entertainment gadgets. Now with socialism there is no confusing who is poor and who is rich in socialism. Most people want bread and but none to be had for such as them. However the loyal party members are both rich and above the law.

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