Random Thoughts

So far, no one has payed me to blog, but I have gotten some lucrative offers not to blog.

I’m tripping billies with my cool shoeshine.

If we find aliens and they ask what we call our moon, they’re going to think we’re morons. Shouldn’t we have named it by now? No one has a child and just calls him “the child” throughout his lifetime. How did that happen to the moon?

And what if the alien has his own name for his star? I’m too used to calling it “GJ 3021” to switch now.

I like a bacon cheeseburger because it’s nice to know at least two separate animals died to satisfy my hunger.

23 Comments

  1. “If we find aliens and they ask what we call our moon, they’re going to think we’re morons. Shouldn’t we have named it by now? No one has a child and just calls him “the child” throughout his lifetime. How did that happen to the moon?”

    Please don’t raise that issue now – the result will be that it will in some way or another be named after Obama, and that will be very hard to undo.

  2. The moon? What about a name for the planet? “Earth” just has no flair at all, and it’s kind of incorrect, since most of the planet’s surface isn’t earth, but water. “Water” would be more accurate, but that leaves out the rather important patches of ground. “Mostly Harmless” is more of an encyclopedia entry than a name. Same goes for “Third Rock.” So I’m stuck, but I really think you need a better name for the planet before you can name he moon.

    My first (and rather prosaic) suggestions are: planet “Adam” and moon “Armstrong.”

  3. Maybe “Moon” actually is a proper name. Like Bob. And they were lazy when they called all the other planets’ orbiting spheres moons. Then someone was like, hey, that’s a lot of Bobs. Let’s give the rest of the Bobs more original names, so that only our moon is The Moon, because it is the awesomest because it has an American flag on it.

  4. Whoa! Frank, you just struck lightning!

    The American flag is still planted on the Moon. So, it’s ours.

    The US govt. should immediatly commence an aution for naming rights! If Citigroup is willing to pay a billion to name a baseball field, then we should be able to get a kewl trillion for the moon.

    Coke, Pepsi, Budweiser or Marlboro!

    Pick your favorite

  5. Forget the moon, how stupid will they think we are for calling our star Sun?!
    Besides, they will KNOW how stupid we are because we can’t even travel to our nearest Planet, and Science! de-listed fully vetted and accepted Pluto for political reasons, without even going there!
    Oh, and there are SIX American flags on Luna.

  6. “Moon” is it’s name. We’ve just taken to calling other planets’ satellites as “moons” because the meaning is universally understood. Like calling table tennis by the name Ping Pong™ (a trademark name of Parker Brothers), calling facial tissues by the name Kleenex™ (a trademark name of Kimberly-Clark), or (in the south) calling all cola drinks a Coke™ (a trademark of Coca-Cola).

    We say “the Moon” just like we all say “I’m heading to the Walmart” or “I found it on the Google” or “Frank’s done started using the Twitter” and so on.

    We need to trademark that name. “Moon” I’m talking about. Or, should I say Moon™?

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