Don’t know if you’ve been checking out Jim Treacher’s new blog, The DC Trawler, but the guy does not like pandas. You can rail against pandas all you want, though, and they’ll just sit there eating bamboo and eventually look up at you and be like, “You say something?” And they know you said something and are just saying that to piss you off further.
Gah! I hate pandas too!
I read somewhere that they are not bears at all, but giant scary evil monkeys.
Panda Bears are a sad parallel with the tragedy of modern Japanese society.
On a more serious note Baby panda if sufficiently clubbed the meat can get much too tender and juicy to eat properly with chop-sticks. When eating pulverized baby-panda a fork/spork is preferred and the Japanese will understand, just tell them its a cultural thing and for us its just like them eating dolphin and whales. Like them we do it so we can gain their chi powers. After that you can all have a good laugh over a plate of panda/whale over rice/noodles. Multiculturalism really is great.
Shiggz rule #172 celebrate diversity ends when dogs or I am on the menu.
Pandas!! GRAAARRRG!!!
I always thought of Panda’s as being a bit smarter than Hippies. Although just about anything is smarter than a hippie.
Woo Fong not know fo’ sure but have heard baby panda taste just rike chicken.….Woo Fong, owner, Woo Fong’s Gourmet Chinese Restaurant, Fresno, CA.
**** pandas.
As a person living about an hour from the zoo where this godforsaken panda is, I always hear the news stories about this miserable excuse for a creature and wonder why anyone cares. I now have my answer.
People are idiots. Essentially, people are pandas.
There is nothing that cannot be improved by removing a panda from it.
Except dinner.
For all your panda hatred needs, and all your other-cute-animal hatred needs, I suggest fupenguin.com and nothing else.
http://www.fupenguin.com/search?q=panda
Douche Panda doesn’t make any sense.
Pandouche is funnier.
At least it isn’t a polar bear.
Aren’t pandas actually just giant rats? I refuse to look it up and defer to any zoologists out there.
Do you know what Pandas eat, Frank? Cats.
You know what else they eat?
Hippies.
Why do you hate the eater of hippies, Frank?
I t would be more realistic if zoos just purchased animatronic Pandas, a la ‘Fierce Creatures’.
Pandas, the Shakers of the animal kingdom. Why try to breed a creature that has a lack of interest?
At least they’ll tell you what they think. They’re very forthright about their convictions. Not like those pander bears.
Pandas are a silly animal and frankly, they give a bad name to the bears of America.
Ironically, for just $10 you can buy a festive 12″ plush panda from Amazon.com
When I was young they called them Giant Pandas. Giant Pandas!!! People today got it too easy, with your giant iPhones and itty bitty pandas.
One misconception about Pandas is that they are not much interested in sex. Not true. What is true is that they are not much interested in sex with other pandas.
Well, yeah, but who can blame them.
20 & 21,
It’s all relative. If you were stranded on a desert island and your only two options were Michelle Obama or a panda, I’m thinking you’d have a much higher opinion of pandas right now.