There’s a new movie, Green Zone, about how America made up the intelligence about WMDs in Iraq and tried to murder and what not to cover it up. And it stars Matt Damon! Sounds like a movie to avoid, and it has 51% at Rotten Tomatoes right now. Still, Roger Ebert gave it four stars and much of his review was dim-witted political spiel. I love this part, though:
Its message is that Iraq’s fabled “weapons of mass destruction” did not exist, and that neocons within the administration fabricated them, lied about them and were ready to kill to cover up their deception.
Is this true? I’m not here to say.
I like that. If you want to throw out insane conspiracy charges and then back away from them — but are tired of the phrase “I’m just asking questions” — then add “I’m not here to say” to the end of your crazy.
“Did Ebert actually murder Siskel out of jealousy? I’m not here to say.”
“Is Barack Obama a Muslim sleeper agent sent to destroy our economy? I’m not here to say.”
“Does Pelosi drink the blood of babies as an anti-aging scheme? I’m not here to say.”
So is Ebert now a Truther, or does that just apply to specific conspiracy theories about the Bush administration?
IMAO, I’ve been away for awhile – are you still dating the IMAO T-shirt babe?
[No. We stopped dating a while ago. Marriage does that to ya. -Ed.]
Ever since Ebert found where the actual Maltese falcon had been hidden, he’s been all grandstanding about this and that. And he still has the falcon.
I’m not here to say, mind you. I’m not judging. Really – I’m just asking questions at this point. Let’s just say I’m trying to be objective about it. I’ll defer judgment until the facts are in, you know? I’m just saying… Are you still beating your wife?
No, I agree with Joe. You should take the t-shirt babe on a date now and then.
Anyone else suspect that “Joe” is a certain t-shirt babe’s sock-puppet for getting a night out?
Or this one: “Im not racist or any thing, some of my best freinds are black, BUT…” and then comes something very racist.
And I think DamnCat may be on to something.
“Is the Democratic party a bunch of devil worshipers trying to get one of those evil asteroids IMAO warned us about to crash into America?” I’m not here to say. Oh, wait, I am here to say. Never mind.
Of course Leftists and NeoCons hate each other same crap different pile.
Is “Neocon” leftist code wording for “Lousy stinking Jew-lover”? I’m not here to say.
But I have noticed that I visit IMAO a lot less now that the conservative T-shirts are so conservative.
Just saying.
[We’re glad you’re back. Our lives have meaning again. -Ed.]
Is former congressman Massa the high point in Democrat ethics? I’m not here to say.
Is Barack Obama the leader ion stupidity? I’m not here to say.
Will liberals quiver durng the Fred Thompson Wrath hippie Face Punch Hour? I’m not here to say.
Are Matt Damon and Roger Ebert oxygen thieves? Yes. And I am here to say that.
Did Ebert have his voicebox and his manhood surgically removed? I’m not here to say.
Ahhh, The Fred Thompson Wrath Hippie Face Punch Hour. I’m here to say it should be The Fred Thompson Wrath Hippie Face Punch Day. Every day.
Is there any chance IMAO will bring back those awesome Fred Thompson Punch The Hippies shirts? I’ve done wore mine to taters, I need a new one! How can I put the fear of God into some random hippie I’m about to punch without it? C’mon, Frank, I already congratulated IMAO on finishing in whatever place on whatever that poll of blogs was.
I vote SarahK for T-shirt Babe! (I would vote Frank, but he woould never get a shirt over that GIGANTIC head).
ebert, is he the fat one that ate michael moore, or is he the skinny one with the bad skin?
or was he the one the cockroach swalled at the beginiing of Men in Black?
Did Roger Ebert have a midnight rendezvous with Eric Massa and 6 underage aides with lotion? I’m not here to say.
Did Roger Ebert conspire to sellout Earth to the Roswell alien invasion fleet? I’m not here to say.
Clicking on those ads will answer that question, Proud Infidel, though Ebert is not here to say that, nor is he here to not say that.
“Is Barack Obama a Muslim sleeper agent sent to destroy our economy? I’m not here to say.”
“Sleeper agent”? It would appear he’s been activated for several years.
Should Frank J take Sarah K on a date? I am here to say, YES.
Did George Soros create a monetary crisis for the U.S., in order to get O-bah-muhh elected? I’m not here to say.
Did O-bah-muhh pay others, with Saudi money, to take his college exams for him? I’m not here to say.
Did Bill Ayers ‘ghost-write’ O-bah-muhh’s 2 books? I’m not here to say.
Is Al Gore profiting from pushing Gore-Bull Warming? I’m not here to say.
Roger Ebert is suffering from cancer. Any day may be his last. He chooses to spend what may be the final days of his life hating on the greatest country on Earth and an innocent woman who badmouthed his false messiah Obama and refused to murder her handicapped child. Should Ebert forever be remembered as a worthless pile of dog crap?
I’m here to say yes.
Ebert was a good reverse-barometer.
If he praised a movie, I knew it would suck.
Oh, um, but I’m not here to say.
I went to high school with Gene Siskel. I was scared to death of him. He had great posture, though.