Commenter says he’s been away from IMAO for a while and asked if I’m still dating the IMAO t-shirt babe. Is “no” the honest answer to that? We hang and watch TV a lot; I don’t know if you call that “dating.”
Is it fair that as soon as I hear someone use the word “neocon”, I dismiss him as a kook?
I’m still not sure what a “neocon” is other than it’s something kooks rant about. Kinda like the Jews. Are they Jews?
Thought I was watching news footage of the uniting of the Tea Party factions, but it was the beginning of the move The Warriors.
People a hundred years ago seemed to take their facial hair much more seriously than we do.
Woooot! Just installed AdBlock plus plug in on my firefox browser…..your website looks alot better now!
I think a “neocon” is a Jew that became conservative, like Dennis Miller. You probably won’t understand this theory though, because you stopped reading four words into my post.
According to the films I have seen recently, they also wore hats. And they didn’t wear them sideways.
We need to bring back dress hats, and facial hair. It will be how we tell true conservatives from RINOs.
You’re not a true neocon unless you have the facial hair and yarmulkes prevalent in Orthodox Judaism.
I wear a fedora and have facial hair. No RINO here.
Neocon is actually an old term for dissadent Jews from Russia opposing the commies. My great grandfather was one. Was shot for it, too. He lived but had the scars. Intersting neocon became a slur by liberals for anyone not buying the progressive line. By the way, progressive was the term old commies used for themselves at the turn of the 2th century in amercia. What was that about those who forget history are condemned to re-live it?
Today most hats will fit sideways, and facial hair are those dumb Evil Spock goatees. That’s the problem today, too many Evil Spocks who don’t knoww how to where a hat.
I prefer nouveaucon. It’s more organic and noir.
I thought that other guy was dating her, the one who posted her pic and bragged about his girlfriend.
You’re family, you really shouldn’t date your family.
Especially since you don’t live in Florida anymore.
I take my facial hair very seriously. Been growing it out all winter so I can trim it into a proper leprechaun beard for St. Paddy’s day.
Also, I’m pretty sure there’s a correlation between the downfall of our society, and people stopping wearing jaunty hats. I do my part to rectify that
People stopped wearing hats when John Wayne died and the country has sucked ever since!
Random Story:
Cadillac Test Drive
“I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct…
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership…”
I’m still not sure what a “neocon” is other than it’s something kooks rant about. Kinda like the Jews. Are they Jews?
Neocon; adj. One who is disguising the liberalness of one’s actions behind the pretense of being a real American. See lidsey “curtsey” graham and john mccain.
I think that’s actually the exact definition of a RINO.
could they be one and the same?
I meant to cover that one,
neocon is semantically equivalent to “racist” and “Nazi”.
It’s someone who disagrees with a lefty and is winning the argument.
I miss the days of hats. Hats were important. When the cops–at least according to the movies–would tell you to come along, they would first tell you to get your hat. Hats had respect.
In my never humble opinion, hats had gone long before the Duke died. Many hat-ologists cite John Kennedy as the killer of the hat. Unlike all previous presidents, he walked to the inauguration hatless. Perhaps there was never a hat that could fit a Kennedy head.
The current president isn’t doing much for the jacket and tie either.
On a non-related note, it is said that Robert Mitchum killed the undershirt.
In my country all the males wear facial hair. We do this so we can tell the difference between our men and women who otherwise look and smell the about the same. Although sometimes even this doesn’t help much as some of our women have facial hair too!….Ahab the Arab, Hating Your Guts, The Middle East.
I apologize in advance, but JFK definitely should have worn a hat. An army helmet maybe.
I think of the Neocons as the ones who pushed for the Iraq invasion after 9/11. I don’t think I know any Christians who aren’t sympathetic to Israel and its struggle they certainly arent pro-Palestinian. Yet all the leftists, atheist, or gay types I know are all very anti-Israel.
Also if we are making a list of Hollywood Jews that middle America likes besides Dennis Miller should be Zach Braff on Scrubs and Wolowitz from Big Bang.
So, NeoCons love those foreign entanglements that Washington, and Jefferson, and many others warned us about. They usually are pro-abortion, anti-creationist, morals-get-in-the-way-of-Good-Gov’t types. They love ‘Free Trade’ with countries whose standard of living is 3rd World in nature, they bail out Wall St./Banks/Corporations that are ‘too big to fail’.
I’m sure there is more, but that’s a pretty good rough draft of what a NeoCon is.
http://punditkitchen.com/2010/03/15/political-pictures-joke-permit-moron-humor/
I would think to advocate hate crimes would be illegal.
Though let’s see if anyone would find this amusing, if it were a license to “hunt” Jews, Gays, Muslims, Women, Etc.
Oh so conservatives are now anti-semetic, anti-muslim, anti-women, anti-gay….. WOW project a stereotype much?!?!?!
We just work with what the conservatives provide
If you really want to see what complete idiots liberals are, just go there, it’s infested with them. lol, I think I’m banned from commenting.
You can point out to them 1000 times that the biggest Jew hating racists in history are ALL socialists, communists, democrats or Arabs and they can’t argue, they just recycle the same “insults” over and over. You see terms like “neocon” used often and it’s safe to say none of them have a clue what it means. It’s funny how people who don’t work think socialism/communism is a really cool idea. The guy who posted that super funny ‘lol’ has 7343 of them, I think it’s safe to say he doesn’t work.
What’s the opposite of neo-con? Proto-con?
Would a proto-con would be one who was conservative before conservatism was cool?
I’m pretty sure that “Neocon” is the name of a Transformer. Conservatives should call themselves Autobots and liberals should be Decepticons. Fred Thompson is, of course, Optimus Prime in disguise.
I proudly describe myself as an evil neocon.
Does that make me a kook?
Or Jewish?
Well, I did give my two kids Old Testament names, so I spose it could well be that my journey down that road has already started.
But you’ll have to pry my foreskin from my cold, dead hands!
Dennis Miller isn’t Jewish, by the way. He was raised Catholic. Note the reference in his “The Raw Feed” HBO special.