52 million is a pretty close figure. 150 million have died in the last 60 years (that’s my personal experience), so I would guess a little more than 1/3 have stopped a a kids lemonade stand. They drank the foul mixture and they are dead, so there. That proves your number
Ok, let’s wait for the next shoe to drop. At the end of the “news” article that says someone from the city called and apologized, it says that the city is now looking into the festival and implied that it has gotten too big to be free. Someone is going to have to be in charge. Once they organize it fees, permits and the rest of the government trappings won’t long follow.
So in the end the two kill joys from the health department will have gotten exactly what they set out to do. Ruined a perfectly good time. Maybe they can graduate to taking candy from babies and stealing walkers from senior citizens. Those things are really dangerous too.
When Sharia law is imposed in Oregon, she’ll be stoned for selling lemonade to men not related to her, but that’s OK, because OSHA will insist she wear a helmet during the stoning.
Meanwhile, out in left field (now i understand where that saying comes from):
“Well maybe if we all elect republicans we can eliminate all health codes and just eat at our own risk. I’m sure an american business person would never cut corners and endanger people’s safety just to make more profit. These health codes are such a bunch of bureaucratic bs!
-I was going to say that I laughed but my laughing permit has been received but is still “processing” according to The Fed Employee Kenisha Jones #19RTU72. When I am notified of its approval I will then notify you in return that my laughter has been within proper accordance and guidelines more or less happened. It will probably be 6-12 months unless Kenishas baby daddy decides not to come home and she cant find a sitter then its going to be longer.
-Ron White is great, thanks to netflix I have been watching “blue collar TV” series of late. Its not bad for conservative TV.
The 2010 elections I dont think will go that well for us not onboard the socialist train. Right after the elections the Republican party immediately needs to go the way of the whig party. A major reorganization or else it will continue to slowly collapse and divide and give democrats the opening they need to continue their “change.”
It is too late to do it now. The party’s first motto has to be an independent America. Right now we are spread so thin with our many commitments and debts too most of the world that America herself is very much weakened.
I think 2010 is going to end up as a stalemate. Thanks to the lefts media power most people already think Republicans now control congress. Exactly like they wrongly thought, thanks to the lefts narratives, when voting in 2008.
Freaking awesome column!!!!!
52 million is a pretty close figure. 150 million have died in the last 60 years (that’s my personal experience), so I would guess a little more than 1/3 have stopped a a kids lemonade stand. They drank the foul mixture and they are dead, so there. That proves your number
it seems that the Health Inspector, Jon “But we still need to put the public’s health first” Kawaguchi has some problems of his own.
see http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=Jon+Kawaguchi+turd
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find somebody who got vodka and start a party.”
-Ron White
@Ivan: Omighosh! I always stop at lemonade stands. I’m doomed.
Ok, let’s wait for the next shoe to drop. At the end of the “news” article that says someone from the city called and apologized, it says that the city is now looking into the festival and implied that it has gotten too big to be free. Someone is going to have to be in charge. Once they organize it fees, permits and the rest of the government trappings won’t long follow.
So in the end the two kill joys from the health department will have gotten exactly what they set out to do. Ruined a perfectly good time. Maybe they can graduate to taking candy from babies and stealing walkers from senior citizens. Those things are really dangerous too.
When Sharia law is imposed in Oregon, she’ll be stoned for selling lemonade to men not related to her, but that’s OK, because OSHA will insist she wear a helmet during the stoning.
Meanwhile, out in left field (now i understand where that saying comes from):
“Well maybe if we all elect republicans we can eliminate all health codes and just eat at our own risk. I’m sure an american business person would never cut corners and endanger people’s safety just to make more profit. These health codes are such a bunch of bureaucratic bs!
DOWN WITH HEALTH CODES!!!!!!!!!!!”
That kid was cutting corners!!!!! Stone her!!!
-I was going to say that I laughed but my laughing permit has been received but is still “processing” according to The Fed Employee Kenisha Jones #19RTU72. When I am notified of its approval I will then notify you in return that my laughter has been within proper accordance and guidelines more or less happened. It will probably be 6-12 months unless Kenishas baby daddy decides not to come home and she cant find a sitter then its going to be longer.
-Ron White is great, thanks to netflix I have been watching “blue collar TV” series of late. Its not bad for conservative TV.
So, am I to understand that if Drug Pushers and Hookers got permits, the Feds would leave them alone?
The 2010 elections I dont think will go that well for us not onboard the socialist train. Right after the elections the Republican party immediately needs to go the way of the whig party. A major reorganization or else it will continue to slowly collapse and divide and give democrats the opening they need to continue their “change.”
It is too late to do it now. The party’s first motto has to be an independent America. Right now we are spread so thin with our many commitments and debts too most of the world that America herself is very much weakened.
I think 2010 is going to end up as a stalemate. Thanks to the lefts media power most people already think Republicans now control congress. Exactly like they wrongly thought, thanks to the lefts narratives, when voting in 2008.
@Cila yes and we call that place Europe.