It’s Like Charles Johnson Running a Country

Obama is said to be much more popular in foreign countries than the previous president, and I guess a part of that is if you ever insult him, he will ban you from ever visiting America. I guess one of the perks of being the U.S. President is being able to boss around people from other countries, but it still seems a little harsh. Still, this policy makes sure that in America you won’t run into people who constantly insult the president — other than most Americans, of course.

30 Comments

  1. Your president, the most thin skinned, hypocritical, meeley mouthed, useless pos to ever waste flesh.

    Why can’t we ban him for life?

    Not that we need more europeans here anyway, but still, I have said worse things to my boss and not been banned for life.

  2. So….teach all the Mexicans to say Obama is a p***k (a prank?) just tell them it’s English for “where is the welfare office”,
    no more illegal immigrant problem!

    I guess being a dictator who threatens to nuke people isn’t one of those 60 reasons…or a being a member of a ‘religion’
    that basically says kill everyone in America if you want to go to …where ever it is they think they go.

    Something tells me if Luke had been “non-colored coloured” …the story would be different.

  3. Say that you intend to kill Americans, and Obama is your friend.
    Kill Americans, and Obama is your friend.
    Say that you intend to annihilate Israel, and Obama is your friend.
    Kill Israelis, and Obama is your friend.
    Criticize our troops or say that the “war is lost”, and Obama is your friend.
    Call Obama a name, and you’re America’s enemy and banned for life. That’s all you really need to know about Barry, isn’t it?

  4. I saw this on the news yesterday. So, we extend our freedoms to non-citizens who want to invade our country, attack our country, and committ crimes against our citizens. Fire off a drunk email and bruise Obama’s ego? BANNED FOR LIFE!

    Who cares? All this kid has to do is come up from Mexico if he really wants to visit. Duh.

    I love how the Left respects freedom of speech. If this kid can get banned for life for this, will I get deported for calling Obama something that rhymes with ‘ick’ and starts with a ‘pr’? I do it every time I think of him.

  5. I guess Odumbo banned THIS PICTURE over at failblog It was there one minute and 30 minutes later, GONE.
    There were the usual stupid comments about what it looks like ( . Y . ) (which was the whole point) and…
    OF COURSE, at least one that said it was, you guessed it >>>>>OFFENSIVE <<<<<<
    Luckily, I know how to work these computer things and had it in my cache and saved it so as to OFFEND
    as many ‘peaceful’ terrorists as possible.

    I wonder what will happen if I email it to Saudi Arabia, will they ban me…or come kill me?

    FAIL is right, this country is getting more fail every day.

  6. NoMo – speaking to your point, Charlie Rangel just won the nomination in NY. The fail continues. Then again, these are also the people who elected Hilary “the moving van is still unloading but hey can I be your senator here in NY” Clinton.

    On another note, I think Obama is a dick. I think he’s a pompous, arrogant putz who could be the poster boy for Massengill product receptacles. I’d say worse, but then it would get hung up in moderation. So, Secret Service, while you’re busy bullying drunk, British teens: if you see this post you should see that I’m a 1/2 drive from DC. I have a baby daughter sleeping upstairs. Try not to wake her if you come storming in to get me and take me in for insulting His Scmuckiness the Pres. Also, you might want to change that regulation in DC that says nothing can be higher than the dome on the Cap building; Obama’s ego has his head swelled up just above the statue up on top if it. Thanks, and have a pleasant evening.

  7. Carolyn, you go girl. I’ve invited the Secret Service, Homeland Defense and a host of others to stop on by but they’ve yet to take me up on it. You are closer but I’m a serial abuser of the “man who would be god”. The incompetent boob, the man who has risen to the level of his incompetence. The Mobster in Chief. The Lame Lad of Liberaltude. Oh there’s just so much more that could be said but why guild the lily or spill the beer or cut the cheese.

    Which by the way is how the whole country now feels about progressive liberals in government. Like someone has let the cows into the barn after eating cabbage and bean soup. Phew.

  8. WTF is Frnak? There better be broken water involved. I need my morning random thoughts or else I might go on some sort of “spree” Shopping/shooting/baking/vacation/candy/ I am not sure what I will do.

  9. /oi vey/

    The mosque-boobs are still up on Fail blog.

    Anyway.

    Last heard from SarahK on twitter that Buttercup is most likely coming today, and they were heading to the hospital soon, but not ready yet.

    Also, she has no idea what it was she was taught in childbirth class. heh.

  10. I think we should throw a parade or something in honor of the fact that this Administration has acknowledged at least one instance in which a non-citizen is not allowed the full range of American Constitutional rights. After all, Americans are perfectly free to call Obama a rhymes-with-sick, although I will respect the sensibillities of my fellow Blog fans, and of the moderator, and refrain from doing so here. But I could put it on a sign and march down the street with it, and spotty little British trolls cannot, so hurrah! He’s OUR President, and only WE get to compare him to genitalia, so there!

    I fully endorse the idea of teaching all border-crashers that “Obama is a pr!ck” means “Where is the welfare office?” I cannot wait for the mass deportations and bans on re-entry for life. Rules are rules, people, and of course this Administration will enforce them equally against all offenders. I’m sure of it. Really. Unless hte Enforcer in Cheif resorts be being a giant genital organ again . . .

  11. I’ve been publishing truth, satire and mockery of obuma on my website daily since the inauguration. About once a month I email him at whitehouse.gov

    to critique his policies, his parentage, his personal hygiene, his intelligence and his taste in women. NOT ONCE has he had the common courtesy to

    respond to one of my e-mails. I’d like to see him try to ban me from the U.S. for calling him names; for one thing, I’ve been here a lot longer than

    he has, even if he WAS born here. AND, I have a birth certificate to prove it. This country ain’t big enough for both of us baraq, better get packin’.

    (My site is rated “R” for language and violence. No sex though. Sorry.)

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