In a Muslim country, you could be arrested just for quoting Sir Francis Bacon.
In a Muslim country, anyone separated from Kevin Bacon by two degrees or less is executed.
I guess NPR decided conservatives didn’t have enough issues to get them angry and motivated to vote.
Maybe with Bush becoming more popular in light of Obama, I should start pimping my book again. It’s one of the top one million books on Amazon!
Q. What do you call Oliver Willis flying through the air like Superman?
A. An overhead projector.
Angry Birds taught us a truth I assume farmers knew for years: It’s fun to watch large structures collapse around pigs.
Interesting the reaction from a lot of the left to Juan Williams being fired. I think Jonah Goldberg wrote a book on this subject…
Strategically, might be better to wait for a Senate takeover in 2012 along with giving Obama the boot. If GOP has both House and Senate, Obama might be able to play off that for reelection if he’s smart (which he probably isn’t, but still).
CW was that a Senate takeover wasn’t possible this year because of relatively low number of D seats in the mix. Pretty amazing if it happens.
Can’t we just even things out with NPR and have tax payers pay 2% of Glenn Beck’s and Rush Limbaugh’s salaries?
I have a hypothesis: Babies love being tickled. I shall go collect data.
A seller on Amazon has my book for $999. If you want to pay that much, please buy directly from me.
Some people, like those at NPR, have a sort of stupid you have to work hard at every day to obtain.
I had to check, and you’re right.
The funniest part is that he’s then charging $4 for shipping. You have to admire him for his chutzpa and low opinion of people’s intelligence.
I wish I had a time machine so I could get Juan fired from Foxnews for saying mean things about Christians and then record the reactions from our oh so tolerant and free-speech loving leftists.
I wonder if they would have been different?
I mean, of course they’d be all frothing and illogically OUTRAGED!!!, but I figure they’d be agin the firing instead of fer it.
Juan Williams has just signed a 3 year contract with Fox News for $2 million.
In unrelated news: Daniel Schorr just called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a “typical towel-headed camel jockey”.
I agree with this policy.
Random thought: I would briefly consider paying $999 for a Nuke The Moon t-shirt.
“Some people, like those at NPR, have a sort of stupid you have to work hard at every day to obtain.”
Or you can just read it off the teleprompter.
“If GOP has both House and Senate, Obama might be able to play off that for reelection if he’s smart (which he probably isn’t, but still).”
The GOP will, BHO will, but it’s not smart. Anything he says from hear on out will just piss people off. Even if he started quoting Barry Goldwater it would just piss off the people. It’s kind of like casting Robert Englund as Rrett Butler.
On that tickle thing. I aways wondered why babies will pull away when you tickle thier feet and then a few seconds later put thier feet in your face. Maybe it’s training for when they grow up and taste things like coffee, beer, and Scotch and they say “man this is terrible, give me another one.”
I think the baby might be a tad young to giggle. She might smile if it tickles and maybe make a sound, but she’s not gonna laugh like Joe Pesci. Comon’, we all know that’s what you were aiming for.
Muzzies want o blow up that south Georgia coutyt, Bacon County.
Babies withdraw when tickled. Will tickling democrats make them go away?
“I guess NPR decided conservatives didn’t have enough issues to get them angry and motivated to vote.”
In fairness, there’s no way they’d know. No one at NPR has ever met a conservative. They’re too scared.
Ahh…this explains much. According to Obama, science(!) tells us that people act stupidly when they are scared.
@Damncat #2: For the Win! Yay!
Some people, like those at NPR, have a sort of stupid you have to work hard at every day to obtain. While it may appear to be so, that statement is not true, our stupid comes naturally, we’re just gifted that way….the folks at NPR.
Just thinking about Muslims and bacon and I realized that Muslim philosophers probably don’t teach logic with that “if pigs had wings” business.
I wonder if they substitute camels or goats, or maybe that’s where flying carpets came from?
man… are those birds ever angry at those pigs…
must be muslim birds…
I’m still waiting for Volume II…