So, Joe Biden told a bunch of 3rd graders that “Obama is really cool“.
Problem is, Obama’s a smoker.
Now everyone knows – as Frank & I once discussed in a podcast [at the 11:37 mark] – that smoking is cool. But it’s just not good for kids.
Know what else is cool?
* Sparkly vampires
* Lower back tattoos
* Pants on the ground
* Genital piercings
* Che Guevera
* IMAO
Know which ones are good for you?
None of them.
Until either the moon gets nuked or dinosaurs come equipped with rocket launchers.
Then you can get your genitals pierced.
Hey kids, you know what else is really cool? marijuana and cocaine. But they’re not as cool as cigarettes – that’s why Obama gave them up and started smoking.
Joe knows… this seems oddly familiar.
Whatchu smokin’, Harvey?
Genital piercing? I thought genital washing was in. Why else would the stimulus pay millions for it? Wait…that’s just in Africa.
Was that Joe Biden or Joe Camel? I always get the two of them confused!
One is a cartoon character held in low esteem and the other is a cigarette trademark.
“tatoos on the lower back” Where I come from (Minneapolis) they are proudly displayed as “Tramp Stamps”… I think Barney Frank probably has one!
Harvey, If I have to wait for moon nuking or dinosaurs with rocket launchers before piercing my genitals (OMG no!), what has to happen before IMAO is good for me?
Speculation:
* UssJimmyCarter gets a tatoo on his buttocks.
* Damncat becomes a dog lover.
* Son of Bob is wrong – just one time!
* MarkoMancuso joins the Russian Navy.
* You start writing Newsish Fakery again. (Please? Big fan here.)
Personally, I think this calls for a new IMAO anti-Che shirt.
Oh…and make it available in kid sizes, now that you’re a dad and all. k’thnx
If self-destrucive activities are cool, then voting democrat is cool.
I hope you hurry up and get the moon nuked. Apparently we can solve the pressing problem of filling up olympic sized swimming pools with ice trapped on the moon. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_sci_shoot_the_moon
Please please please get this done before Science! demands that we send a manned (or womanned) mission to the moon to build a new swim venue.
Jimmy, I’ll only join if the Russkies make me an officer. I’m afraid I don’t have the money for that.
Whenever I’m not sure what’s cool, I just look over at what Joe Biden’s doing and know that’s not it, then call Fred Thompson for advice.