Centrists made up of two groups: Those disinterested in politics and politicians who only care about being elected.
Well the health care insurance mandate obviously is unconstitutional, just surprised a judge would recognize it as so.
So many judges seem to like complex, well-thought out decisions explaining why black is white. Can’t sound smart pointing out the obvious.
E.g., Anti-gun decisions much more complex and intelligent sounding than “Of course there’s a right to bear arms; it says so right there.”
Can’t we all agree that while Palin may be stupid, she’s not half as dumb or credulous as her critics?
What’s with Obama and his CONSTITUTION HATING LAWS?
From the decision: “The kind of constitutional Obamacare is is the ‘un’ kind.”
Michelle Obama has labeled childhood obesity a national security threat. “A moment on the lips sinks ships.”
Buttercup is watching Eclipse a little too intently. It is the RiffTrax version, though.
Bella could be decently attractive if she didn’t talk. Or make facial expressions.
fat kids = security threat
radical islamists <> security threat
1 = 2
1 <> 1
I heard Oprah said that Obamacare wasn’t “unconstitutional unconstitutional.”
Oops. That was Whoopi, wasn’t it?
Maybe we can start sending gobs of international aid in the form of food to poor radial islamists in the name of compasion and tolerance. Then after about a year of free corn, sugar, and butter they’ll all look like Mikey Moore and THEN liberals will start to consider them security threats!
You really shouldn’t let Buttercup watch an eclipse, at least not without special dark lenses.
Re: RiffTrax version of Eclipse
How does one do a parody of a parody?
Huh? What? It WASN’T a parody?!?!??
I am utterly ashamed to find that Kate Gosselin is from Pennsylvania.
And if you’re in a drunken stupor. Or stuck on a Satelite of Love, somewhere in time and space.
Or it’s “Last Call” and her girlfriend is already slobbering on your wingman.
“Buttercup”? Are you nuts? If you don’t change her name immediately, Michelle’s SWAT Team is going to kick in your door some evening and take her away from you and send her to fat boot camp where she will be required to eat arugala and run 25 miles per day!
I would suggest you change her name immediately to MargerineCup, or WeightWatchersCup or Fruits & Nuts Only Cup!!! This is a National Security Matter!!! Get with the program or Michelle will get you with the program!
“Can’t we all agree that while Palin may be stupid, she’s not half as dumb or credulous as her critics?”
It is a hypothetical question?
DamnCat needs to discover the joy of symbols like ╪, ±, ≥, ≤, «, », ≡, and ≈. 😉
I love the noise that marxists heads make when you mention Sarah Palin, that little popping sound is great.
So Sasquatch thinks we should eat less. Why is she that hungry.
How is a fat kid a security threat? Whats he gonna do? Waddle up and take your lunch money?
Judges sure wasted a lot of money on law school. I can say something is not right in a few sentences, not 40 pages.
Kate Gosselin is an embarrassment to all women. And mothers.
“Michelle Obama has labeled childhood obesity a national security threat. “A moment on the lips sinks ships.””
Boy it must be difficult to work at MSNBC or CNN and try to convince yourself that the huge woman with the fat ass is the logical candidate to be crusader for health and fitness.
Random thought – If you happen to be the person who designs the next generation of space craft, make it so easy to drive a moron could fly it. If not, in a few years you could hear “there’s an astroid headed for earth and we have a plan to save the world. It’s a suicide mission and you have to go as you’re the only one who can fly the space craft”.
Best to nip that puppy in the bud.
Jimmy – I was trying to figure out how to program Obama-logic. It compiles but it doesn’t run. Please advise.
Plenty, fat kids ARE a security threat. They could waddle up and steal Teh One’s waffles.
Obama’s mistake with healthcare is that he was reading the Kenyan constitution.
Just saying “Palin” around liberals is grand entertainment. Just make sure you are wearing your Bat-Anti-Monkey-Poo protective suits. I always keep mine in my utility belt.
DamnCat – that’s a tough one, “Obama-logic.” It’s a lot like this:
x = 0
x (x – 1) = 0
x – 1 = 0
x = 1
1 = 0
Conclusion: The One is a Zero.
“The One is a Zero”
Ah ha! Then mathematical proof is not required – it’s axiomatic!
Indeed, you could say it’s tautological.
Oh, and I forgot to add in the usual “Q.E.D.”
DamnCat,
here’s the logic chain for programming:
if (condition 1) then
else if (condition 2) then
else if (condition 3) then
else if a conservative says it then
else if we need a sound bite then
else if Soros pays for it then
else abend (because it’s a woman’s right)
Expanding on Former Hostage’s subroutine:
if (it was bush’s policy) then
blame Bush
else if (it is Congress’s law and people hate it) then
blame Bush
else if (it is something to do with economics) then
blame Bush
else if (it is something to do with war) then
blame Bush
else (if traveling abroad) then
bow
else
take a vacation
end if
Centrists made up of two groups: Those disinterested in politics and politicians who only care about being elected.
Nah, I think centrists are made up of two groups: liberals who are trying to appear sophisticated, and conservatives who are trying to score some liberal tail.
liberal tail EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Must be from desperation.
Definitely not conservative to be able to abide hippy hygiene.
Jimmy, here’s an even more elegant solution:
while (press_abdicates_responsibility) {
if (base_happy) phone it in;
else callOnBubba(isssue);
}