Fighting Bullies

Bullying is a good thing; it makes children tougher. For instance, do you think that kid in Australia would have ever been able to pull of a righteous body slam without the motivation of bullying?

Anyway, here’s Steven Crowder on bullying:

How do you think bullying should be handled?

20 Comments

  1. how to handle a bully? Body slam on the cement works for me and the fat kid. I would like to work on his form a little. In a true full body slam you must land on top of your antagonist to ensure that you drive all the air out of his little punk lungs. Creates a “I’m about to die” sensation that must be experenced rather than explained. Send any volunteers down to the Cowboy Capitol of the world where I’ll be demonstrating street preaching and street fighting almost simotaneously (sp). I can’t spell but I do know how to bodyslam.

  2. Scut Farkus sounds like the legendary king of the ancient Viking-Scot hybrid RoboCop peoples who terrorized Obama’s ancestor King Charles the Simple of France through three time-limited, scope-limited military wars kinetic pillage actions.

  3. When Reagan bombed Gadhafi’s personal residence, he was a good boy for a long time. Now the Wanker-in-Chief says we are not going to kill Gadhafi so I doubt he is nearly as worried this time arounb.

  4. I go with the round kid. It’s been my experiance that after you slam a bully they then usually want to be your friend.

    I told my son that worrying about it (fear of the bully) hurts more than getting hit and the next time that he should just tear into him and give him such a fight that even if he loses the bully will not find it worth his while to bully him again. It worked. (A teacher broke up the fight – both kids suspended – my son’s was only an in-school suspension ((for not hitting above the shoulders)). ha) But it worked. They became friends, started a gang and terrorized all the other kids. (True – except for the gang part.)

  5. Dude, that skinny Aussie kid isn’t the brightest bulb in the circuit. I’m just saying – don’t bait the kid who’s bigger. That skinny kid is a Darwin award waiting to happen.

    All joking aside, bullying is not cool. I got bullied to the point of fearing for my safety. I came out okay but that’s really not the point. There’s some normal stuff that builds character to be sure, but these days things get taken to a whole new level. I hear some of the crap that kids pull on each other and I have to say: if some little terd ever does that to my daughter the consequences for said children will involve a visit from a rabid mamma grizzly and a very clear explanation that I have a room in my home that locks from the outside and has no windows, I know how to inflict pain, I think Saw was a brilliant movie, I fight dirty, and I am smart enough to not leave physical evidence.

  6. Bullies count on terror! Don’t allow it! Teach your children that a punch in the nose only hurts for a short time and is worth taking on anyone that would intimidate them! Show them that nad grab and twist! Highly painful! Show them the two knuckles under the nose to the upper lip. The bully will bleed like a stuck Rosie! Teach them to punch for the Solar Plexis and to just keep swinging with hands coming from overhead down on the Bully! Highly effective. After it is all done, your child might suffer a bloody nose but who hasn’t…but their eqo will soar! And they will not be picked on agan. They will now have “cred” as someone who isn’t a “victim”! It works every time!!! Teach them “ground and pound” from the bottom position too! Very important and much fun!

  7. I’ll say it again: The Bells of St. Mary’s, Back To The Future, A Christmas Story…it used to just be common knowledge how to handle a bully. But now that bearded liberal freaks have “fixed” the social conscience by abusing the role of the school system (which now no longer functions in its actual intended role of teaching kids to read, write, do math, learn history), kids don’t learn lessons, society is out of control.

  8. Kid needs to work on his form. Before a body slam, isn’t he supposed to spin around a time or two with the bully over his head, and THEN throw the bully to the ground?
    My advice to my son when the school bully picked on him was to stay out of a fight. But if you get in one, make sure you win. Bully kept at it until one day my son hit back, in the bully’s nose as I recall. Private, Lutheran School called me–my son had to sit in the office a few hours, and that was it–no suspension, sensitivity training etc. (School knew the kid was a bully too.) Bully never approached him again.

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