Not really news – the Drama Llama is the lefties’ response to everything. In fact, they usually LEAD with the Drama Llama –
The globe is warming and we’re all gonna DIIEEEE! We must cap and trade and scuttle our unfairly prosperous economy and convert food to fuel and turn the drilling moratorium into a permanent ban and hyperventilate (OH NO!! MORE CARBON!) and become vegetarians to reduce methane emissions from cattle and never cut down another tree and give Al Gore a Nobel Prize and . . .
White people are RACIST, gun-toting, VIOLENT HATE MACHINES and so we must permanently enshrine affirmative action and actively seek diversity and never criticize any social policy or religious precept that comes from non-white, non-Western cultures and unilaterally disarm the Western World because white men have oppressed the world through fear for too long and . . .
Men are evil, violent, oppressive masters who seek to enslave womyn by empregnating them against their wills and so we must have abortion on demand, for any reason or for no reason (none of your business), at any level of gestation, right up to the moment of birth (and if the bundle of cells resembling a human baby has survived birth against its mother’s will, it must not be given medical care), subsidized by government grants, in order to free womyn from their subjugation, AND we need to lower physical standards for police, fire and military forces in order to ensure a “level playing field” for womyn applicants, who must be affirmative-action hired and promoted no matter how poorly they score or perform, AND we must spend equal amounts of university money on womyn’s sports that nobody cares about apart from the half-dozen womyn participating, and cut the men’s sports that only seek to glorify male domnance and oppression in any case . . .
Crabby Old Bat is correct on all points, except that RAAAAACIST! is spelled with 5 A’s and needs the exclamation point at the end, for DramaLlama! effect.
Live Free or Die is quite right, I failed to notice that I had mis-spelled RAAAAACIST! because of all the llama spit in my eye. Not that I object to llama spit. That would make me a Gaia-hating SPECIESIST!!
The one L lama, he’s a priest.
The two L llama, he’s a beast.
But I would bet a silk pajama,
the Drama llama is a three L lllama!
(apologies to Ogden Nash)
Please, not the drama llama, bless their little hearts.
Not really news – the Drama Llama is the lefties’ response to everything. In fact, they usually LEAD with the Drama Llama –
The globe is warming and we’re all gonna DIIEEEE! We must cap and trade and scuttle our unfairly prosperous economy and convert food to fuel and turn the drilling moratorium into a permanent ban and hyperventilate (OH NO!! MORE CARBON!) and become vegetarians to reduce methane emissions from cattle and never cut down another tree and give Al Gore a Nobel Prize and . . .
White people are RACIST, gun-toting, VIOLENT HATE MACHINES and so we must permanently enshrine affirmative action and actively seek diversity and never criticize any social policy or religious precept that comes from non-white, non-Western cultures and unilaterally disarm the Western World because white men have oppressed the world through fear for too long and . . .
Men are evil, violent, oppressive masters who seek to enslave womyn by empregnating them against their wills and so we must have abortion on demand, for any reason or for no reason (none of your business), at any level of gestation, right up to the moment of birth (and if the bundle of cells resembling a human baby has survived birth against its mother’s will, it must not be given medical care), subsidized by government grants, in order to free womyn from their subjugation, AND we need to lower physical standards for police, fire and military forces in order to ensure a “level playing field” for womyn applicants, who must be affirmative-action hired and promoted no matter how poorly they score or perform, AND we must spend equal amounts of university money on womyn’s sports that nobody cares about apart from the half-dozen womyn participating, and cut the men’s sports that only seek to glorify male domnance and oppression in any case . . .
The Drama Llama – the Left’s default choice.
If you go to Hart’s home page he has oodles of union stuff to edumacate us with.
Crabby Old Bat is correct on all points, except that RAAAAACIST! is spelled with 5 A’s and needs the exclamation point at the end, for DramaLlama! effect.
The absolute WORST! is the O-bah-muhh Drama Llama!
Live Free or Die is quite right, I failed to notice that I had mis-spelled RAAAAACIST! because of all the llama spit in my eye. Not that I object to llama spit. That would make me a Gaia-hating SPECIESIST!!
The one L lama, he’s a priest.
The two L llama, he’s a beast.
But I would bet a silk pajama,
the Drama llama is a three L lllama!
(apologies to Ogden Nash)
Reference link: the Ogden Nash poem:
http://wonderingminstrels.blogspot.com/2002/08/lama-ogden-nash.html
Tangentially, the Llama Song (WARNING: you won’t get this out of your head any time soon):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc
so… the Drama Llama IS a three-alarmer? ( 3-L-llama) 🙂