I will most likely not be blogging the next couple days. This could be because I quit blogging for good, but it also may just be temporary because I’m on vacation. I guess we’ll have to see whether I return Monday to know which one for sure.
And remember to order your Nuke the Moon t-shirt. The number printed will be based on how many are ordered this week, so this is your one chance to get one. Remember: Wearing one helps dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them quickly determine you’re friend and not foe.
I has a sad now. Enjoy 🙂
Community service again? You really have to cut down on those DUI’s.
Ordered mine!
You know, you are starting to sound like the Democrats and Republicans who are telling us that the Universe will be sucked into a massive black hole if they don’t increase the debt ceiling with your “I”m going to quit blogging” stuff!
I think Frank just sold us out and took a job with DKOS! Of course he has to take a few days off for his “Gender Norming” operation and will return as Fredricka J Flemming. What to do with the lopped off part? I’d put it on your key chain, Frank like a lucky Rabbit’s foot…
Con us into buying the much vauted nuke the moon T-shirt and then jump ship. Uh-huh. I got it.
And have a good vacation and bring much teh funny.
Time for Buttercup to demonstrate her massive car sick skills.
Day 13: IMAO Held Hostage; Order Nuke The Moon T-Shirts Before Dinosaurs With Rocket Launchers Receive Their Seek-And-Destroy Order
Taking vacation to finish your taxes, eh? Biden would be proud of you, Frank.
Have a great time!
PS: I ordered one shirt for an Irishman.
Seriously Frank, wherever you’re going, could you please take John Boehner with you and keep him busy for the rest of the week. Just give him something shiny to play with, and that should keep him happy. If he asks for anything, just tell him he can only have something much, much smaller and he’ll still be very content – he’ll probably even say something like “Winning!” However, be sure to leave Michelle Bachman, Jim Jordan and Paul Ryan here so they can do the job he’s supposed to be doing.
So, who’s gonna fill in while you’re gone, Frank? Basil and Harvey? (Oh, oh! Here come the spit wads, bean shooters and paper airplanes when the teacher steps out of the room!)
I also vote for a guest blogging appearance by one or more regular readers. Submitted to Basil or Harvey for approval, of course, and supplied gratis. Several people here have excellent blogs, and a few are even funny.
Good idea Jimmy. It can’t be me because of my sailor language, unfortunately. I’ll read as long as it’s here though; this is one of the best blogs there is. (Got links to some of these other funnies? I’d link to them and start reading them; I LOVE teh funny.)
Whoa.
“F*** it all. Shut it down. Burn it down. The hell with it all.” -Ace at AoSHQ
They’re ready to burn it down over there.
Anniee451 – well, just click on everyone here that supplies a blue-inducing URL with their name.
I am not funny – except with the right people one on one. And there aren’t enough of those people close by. I guess that’s why I read here. Kindred spirits and all that….
Jimmy is right, there should be a guest blogger.
Treacher totally owes us for loaning him Frank.
Alright, alright. I’ll buy a damn T-shirt. Can I get one that says, “NUKE MECCA” instead?
So long, see ya’, good bye……………….
Friend AND not foe? Does that mean we would be “buddy-buddy”? That seems a pretty crucial conjunction…
NUKE MECCA……….I like that Dick, it’s gotta good beat and you can dance to it.
Shoot Jimmy I wouldn’t recomend mine unless you like some random protestant thoughts on the ten commandments. Getting ready to post “A Biblical Responce to Same Sex Marriage” tomorrow or the next day, not a real laugh-fest. Migrate over to Basil Blog for the duration until Frank returns.
You can’t stop blogging yet as I have needs. You, as a resident of Idaho, must tell me if the little town of Meridian, ID is a pooo-hole or a nice place to relocate. Be advised that I’m from Vegas and anywhere this side of Beirut is a better place to live compared. Please respond in a timely manner as the posting for the job closes soon.
[My wife and I really like the area. -Ed.]
I know what’s going on. Ball Room Dancing! Frank and Sarah have signed up for it and Frank can’t wait for classes to start so he has been taking “private” lessons from Bradley who has told Frank he is “fabulous”! Frank’s fav is the waltz because it’s…well…just so ghey! Frank has the shoes, the tux, the leotards for practice…the whole nine yards! Buttercup refuses to go along, since she is mighty shamed about her father. She is pretty sure there are scars being left right now that will never heal as she matures as a woman! She just knows that that ghey ballroom dancing is going to make it to all her friends and then they are going to give her the business and such! Poor Buttercup!
Well, Ed, some very good blogs by readers here are purposefully not funny. I’m not so sure funny is always required. I like “poignant” and succinct, too.
Oh, and where you goin’ seanmahair?
More like their first weekend off from parenting since Buttercup was born, ussjimmycarter. I wonder how they’ll use it? I know, Bed & Breakfast with Shooting Range down in sunny Texas!
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The URL that turns my name blue isn’t a blog. I just laid out as much as the Indians got for Manhattan, though, so Frank better be back.
Wait what? Gone! What about my random thought? How am I gonna cope? Who will save me? get me some gubmunt money!!
/democrat
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Consider me conned as I just ordered a Nuke The Moon shirt. FINALLY! Thanks, Frank, enjoy your retirement, er, I mean vacation.
I’m getting a Nuke The Moon shirt, I’m getting a Nuke The Moon shirt….
Oh I sometimes get a little crabby especially if I feel like I’m being manipulated. Buy a T-shirt and I’ll stay………………. my great aunts bussel ; )