“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.” – Euclid
“Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks.” – Ptolemy
“Let ’em be doctors and lawyers and such.” – Boethius
Non-random rant: Frank, you mentioned that you were moving to cable/satellite free media delivery. Have you used the new on-demand part of the Netflix website? I can’t remember a company stepping so far backwards, and this includes my kinetic loathing for each new iteration from Microsoft. It’s so bad that the Netflix blog has over 1,800 comments in little more than 24 hours, and I’ve not been able to find a positive one in the bunch.
Ed, I don’t remember anything about this in the end times prophesies. I mean, it’s not so much a piece of burning coal on my tongue as it is a couple of pieces of burning anthracite in my eyes.
“There ain’t no John like a fat old John, who keeps on being a fat old John. Every time you see him he’s a fat old John. He sure is a fat old John.” – Peter Stampfel (the first “verse” of his song “Fat Old John”)
Hope is an intangible emotion driven concept. Aristotle
Change is a constant in the universe. Galileo
Hope and change is a sh!t campaign slogan that only morons would buy into………..what??? Your kidding, right? WTF!!!!! U.S. conservatives.
These must be examples of pure, Aristotelian logic.
“I can’t say for sure that the picture isn’t that of my wiener” -Aristotle
“My wiener can’t say for sure if that’s a picture of me.” -Sophocles
“I didn’t kill my father!” – King Alexander
“I don’t care.” – Xerxes
Or was it Darius? I forget.
“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.” – Euclid
“Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks.” – Ptolemy
“Let ’em be doctors and lawyers and such.” – Boethius
Non-random rant: Frank, you mentioned that you were moving to cable/satellite free media delivery. Have you used the new on-demand part of the Netflix website? I can’t remember a company stepping so far backwards, and this includes my kinetic loathing for each new iteration from Microsoft. It’s so bad that the Netflix blog has over 1,800 comments in little more than 24 hours, and I’ve not been able to find a positive one in the bunch.
Ed, I don’t remember anything about this in the end times prophesies. I mean, it’s not so much a piece of burning coal on my tongue as it is a couple of pieces of burning anthracite in my eyes.
Anthracite, huh? Burma, have you been near Centralia recently?
No, but he was by Tuminous.
“You gonna finish that tuna?” -Aristotle’s Cat
Is that in Tunasia?
“Windows 7 sucks, but it sucks less than Windows Vista” – Aristotle
“They can have my Pythagorean Theorem when they pry it out of my cold dead fingers” – Aristotle
“Chex mix has too many dang pretzels” – Aristotle
Now that is what I call a pun. Well done, cat.
Nope – in Mississippi – near Tunica
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” – Jefferson
“There ain’t no John like a fat old John, who keeps on being a fat old John. Every time you see him he’s a fat old John. He sure is a fat old John.” – Peter Stampfel (the first “verse” of his song “Fat Old John”)
“Neither did I.” – Liberace
“I got hacked.” -Aristotle
“I’m a victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy.” -Aristotle
“You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish in Tunica.” – Aristotle’s cat on a binge
“Hey, I’m either dead, or alive, or maybe both. Close the damn door!!” – Schrödinger’s cat
I had a coal black cat Was a Roman kinda cat
Roaming like a lion, a lion gladiator All through the night
But he went and bit Tuminous Right on his anthracite
Decimated him eight times Then we had a tuna sandwich, tuna on toasted white
……….. Cole Porter, Cat Scat Blues
‘conservative women belong in the slave kitchen’ — Aristotle
(hey, just arrived in boise last night… Can feel the aura)
@Burmashave-Ecclesiastes 11:3 Rain clouds always bring rain; trees always stay wherever they fall.
I got nothing-EdthePastor
He’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.-Aristotle
I think, therefore I am…I think – Descarte
“I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski.” – Aristotle’s retarded grandson
“We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.” – Aristotle’s drug-addicted daughter
“In philosophy, you don’t know nothin’. – Yogi Aristotle
@IowaJim Nothin but Pic-A-Nic baskets.
Maybe it was Schrödinger’s damn cat.
“Ow! You’re on my hair.”- Cleopatra
Hope is an intangible emotion driven concept. Aristotle
Change is a constant in the universe. Galileo
Hope and change is a sh!t campaign slogan that only morons would buy into………..what??? Your kidding, right? WTF!!!!! U.S. conservatives.
“Here, kitty, kitty…” – Schrödinger, Alf, and Kim Jong Il’s personal chef
Tuna helps us make our bows — Stradivarius
My hair looks terrific — Silky Aristotle
“Pure Logic.” – Spock
“Do. Or do not. There is no Try.”- Gandalf
“Live long, and prosper”- Indiana Jones
“Waiter,what is this fly doing in my soup?” – Kirkegard
“Drowning, sir” -Sarte
“He that toot-eth not his own horn,
the same remaineth untoot-eth” – Hezekiah 17:7
Wienerphobes are just old fashion Christians that haven’t caught up with modern times yet! Julius Caesar
“Arrgh, there’s roaches in this tuna ’cause someone left it out!”- Fat Freddy
“I don’t see anything wrong with roaches ‘n tuna.”- Fat Freddy’s Cat
“Hey, anybody seen that thing I shave with?” — Occam
“Shave with a sword” – Damocles