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“You don’t get to be a pirate just by wishing.” -Aristotle

“Just because you punched a monkey in the face doesn’t mean you over-reacted.” -Aristotle

“I didn’t murder my wife!” -Aristotle

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  1. “Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.” – Euclid
    “Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks.” – Ptolemy
    “Let ’em be doctors and lawyers and such.” – Boethius

  2. Non-random rant: Frank, you mentioned that you were moving to cable/satellite free media delivery. Have you used the new on-demand part of the Netflix website? I can’t remember a company stepping so far backwards, and this includes my kinetic loathing for each new iteration from Microsoft. It’s so bad that the Netflix blog has over 1,800 comments in little more than 24 hours, and I’ve not been able to find a positive one in the bunch.

    Ed, I don’t remember anything about this in the end times prophesies. I mean, it’s not so much a piece of burning coal on my tongue as it is a couple of pieces of burning anthracite in my eyes.

  3. “Windows 7 sucks, but it sucks less than Windows Vista” – Aristotle

    “They can have my Pythagorean Theorem when they pry it out of my cold dead fingers” – Aristotle

    “Chex mix has too many dang pretzels” – Aristotle

  4. “There ain’t no John like a fat old John, who keeps on being a fat old John. Every time you see him he’s a fat old John. He sure is a fat old John.” – Peter Stampfel (the first “verse” of his song “Fat Old John”)

  5. “I got hacked.” -Aristotle

    “I’m a victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy.” -Aristotle

    “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish in Tunica.” – Aristotle’s cat on a binge

  6. I had a coal black cat Was a Roman kinda cat

    Roaming like a lion, a lion gladiator All through the night

    But he went and bit Tuminous Right on his anthracite

    Decimated him eight times Then we had a tuna sandwich, tuna on toasted white

    ……….. Cole Porter, Cat Scat Blues

  7. @Burmashave-Ecclesiastes 11:3 Rain clouds always bring rain; trees always stay wherever they fall.
    I got nothing-EdthePastor

    He’s uglier than a bucket full of armpits. Bless her heart.-Aristotle

  8. “I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski.” – Aristotle’s retarded grandson

    “We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.” – Aristotle’s drug-addicted daughter

  9. Hope is an intangible emotion driven concept. Aristotle
    Change is a constant in the universe. Galileo
    Hope and change is a sh!t campaign slogan that only morons would buy into………..what??? Your kidding, right? WTF!!!!! U.S. conservatives.

  10. “Do. Or do not. There is no Try.”- Gandalf

    “Live long, and prosper”- Indiana Jones

    “Waiter,what is this fly doing in my soup?” – Kirkegard
    “Drowning, sir” -Sarte

    “He that toot-eth not his own horn,
    the same remaineth untoot-eth” – Hezekiah 17:7

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