* I’m back! But I have a lot of catch up to do news-wise, so bear with me. Also, I got injected with a vaccine and as a result may have suffer mental retardation.
* So Obama has this new site AttackWatch.com, which I would think would be videos of people smashing wrist watches with hammers but is instead a really cheapo, seedy looking website where you can report people saying bad things about Obama. I’ve already reported most of my blog commenters. I just have to report a few more people, and I’ll win getting a pat on the head directly from Obama.
Seriously, I am going to report anyone who says false smears about Obama. With all the factual bad things to say about Obama, we really should just stick to that.
* So this company, Solyndra, which makes solar cells got half a billion dollars in loans from Obama’s stimulus, and the White House was personally involved with it. It went belly up resulting in thousands of jobs neither saved nor created from our investment. I think this is why it’s so important we give Obama hundreds of billions to spend because you know he’s going to waste a ton of it, and thus giving him that much money is the only way maybe a billion or two will actually end up some place useful.
* So, that special election in New York was… pretty special. The Dems held that seat for like eighty years, and now it’s gone. I guess there were some interesting circumstance there involving Weiner, but you can’t help but wonder if Obama has started to cause that permanent realignment the left hoped he would make — just not in the direction they wanted.
CHANGE!
* There is some talk now that Obama might be clinically depressed. Things haven’t been going to well for him, and everyone is making fun of him (thought Attack Watch should put a stop to that). Obama is out demanding a jobs bill be passed “right now” that he hasn’t even written; maybe he has just given up on things. He’s lost his hope. Without hope, he just has change left. And change by itself could be anything — like becoming a mutant.
Someone should cheer Obama up. Maybe we could put a jester hat on Biden and have him do a silly dance for Obama. Or we could treat Obama to a nice waffle breakfast; he likes waffles. We have to do something. Maybe we can just remind him he does’t have to run for a second term; that would relive a lot of stress. For him too.
* New Crowder video in which he reports a Ponzi scheme to the SEC:
Really, the only way Social Security isn’t like a Ponzi scheme is that knowing it’s a scam doesn’t protect you from it.
* My ebook should be out in mid-November. I’ll hopefully have a firm date for you soon (and a title and cover art). Purchasing it will be MANDATORY.
With the book coming out (from an actual publisher!) and being in the New York Post (where you should hopefully see more pieces from me in the future), it seems like my writing career has suddenly taken a big leap. And on top of all that, a Chipotle is opening up in Boise today. So everything is coming up Frank. I want to thank all my readers of IMAO (except for a few of you who I never liked) and also Pajamas Media which gave a place for my… um… interesting style of writing to be seen by a larger audience.
Now we just have to hope I don’t decide I’m too important to spend time blogging… though I probably am.
* Go BSU against Toledo! …but don’t be too mean to them.
I want to report a VRWC Attack Site allowing a Teabagging WingNut that is saying that the White House should panic!
Seriously though…well…about as seriously as one can take this Clown in Chief…the next thing you know they’ll be installing “Memory Holes” in the oval office. Oh Wait. They don’t have to do that, they already have the MFM.
Since using a sock monkey or a Curious George doll would be considered racist, I wonder if I could market a stuffed donkey with a “SCoaMF” T-shirt?
“So this company, Solyndra, which makes solar cells got half a billion dollars in loans from Obama’s stimulus, and the White House was personally involved with it.”
Yes, and this company employed 900 people. So, that comes out to well over half a million dollars per each job this company created. Umm…
“I want to thank all my readers of IMAO (except for a few of you who I never liked) and also Pajamas Media which gave a place for my… um… interesting style of writing to be seen by a larger audience. Now we just have to hope I don’t decide I’m too important to spend time blogging… though I probably am.”
That reads a lot like the victory speech that John McCain had prepared to thank conservatives for their vote, just in case he had won.
Don’t forget, SOB, with private investors included, Solyndra has blown through nearly a billion and a half dollars. I wonder if they were able to keep costs down by using Chinese made solar cells during construction.
Speaking of Crowder, I’m going to be watching, “How to Save a Life” tonight. Didn’t realize he did films.
How much you want to bet Solyndra got an Obamacare waiver too?
Alright Frank I gave you a dollar and I bought your tee-shirt now I have to buy a book. I hope that it has pictures. Ok here’s the deal you send me a tax deductable donation and I’ll send you “The Best of Pastor Ed” DVD set. I usually only charge a buck a sermon but since you just moved into another tax bracket you could use a guy like me. I did read on your Twitter profile saying you wanted to be more “Christianiay” you need a spiritual guide. Hey and I’m conservative.
So first you report me to attackwatch and then you say this about me?
I want to thank all my readers of IMAO (except for a few of you who I never liked)
And after all I’ve done for you?
Bah.
You realize this means I’ll only probably buy your next book, don’t you?
Jimmy Carter has essentially endorsed Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney is a rare bird in that he’s actually more laughable than Boise State’s uniforms.
As I suspected, Frank and Marko disappear and reappear at the same time. They’re up to something, I tell you!
The Tatler has a link up to Michael Z. Williamson’s blog (Who knew about that?) – Speaker to Morons. Go read it and then let’s all try to buy his new book Rogue.
PS – If you don’t read it, you are one of the ones Frank never really liked.
… (except for a few of you who I never liked)
Does this mean? Yep, yep… … … I got mentioned – woohoo. YE-AH!!! Suck IT!!!
@Pastor Ed: Do you collect the $1 as your congregants enter or exit the sanctuary?
I’m like an attack submarine, DamnCat. Lurking beneath the surface, I wait.
Last night on Redeye, Tom Shillue had a very prescient explanation for Obama’s depression. As a candidate, Obama was a mirror for the attitudes and emotions and self perceptions of his followers. He still is. The only difference is that his followers are depressed. Ergo, Obama is depressed.
So, he’s like a potted plant?
Snakebit again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPwDRZ6pTM&NR=1
Quick question…..so, if The One is clinically depressed and gets a doctor’s note to say so… Is that covered by ADA? Will we be allowed to fire him, or will we have to keep him on indefinitely no matter what?
Excerpt from 1984, description of the two minutes of hate (updated version)…As usual, the face of James Carville, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen. There were hisses here and there among the audience. Congressperson Schakowsky gave a squeak of mingled fear and disgust. Carville was the renegade and backslider who once, long ago (how long ago, nobody quite remembered), had been one of the leading figures of the Democratic Party, almost on a level with Obama himself, and then had engaged in counter-revolutionary activities, had been duly denounced to AttackWatch, and had mysteriously escaped and disappeared. The programs of the Two Minutes Hate varied from day to day, but there was none in which Carville was not the principal figure. He was the primal traitor, the earliest defiler of the Party’s purity. All subsequent crimes against the Party, all treacheries, acts of sabotage, heresies, deviations, calls for panic, sprang directly out of his teaching. Somewhere or other he was still alive and hatching his conspiracies: perhaps somewhere beyond the sea, under the protection of foreign paymasters, perhaps even–so it was occasionally rumored–in some hiding-place in Washington DC itself.
I hate Bantha Fodder so much it makes my bung hole hurt!!! I think it’s because every time he takes a victory lap as Frank’s butt boy the rest of us might as well just bend over and drop trou for the ultimate buggering!!! I have reported him numerous times as a person of extreme interest to the red and black nazi web site! If there is a God…and I believe there is…let the smoting begin…
Does anyone else have a mental image of Orson Welles leaning forward in his leather chair, hitting the intercom and saying, “Miss Tracy, prepare the standard ‘rich and famous’ contract for Frank J.”?
On the one hand…
“Be kind to the people you climb over on your way to the top.
You’ll be meeting them again on your way to the bottom.”
On the other hand…
“Success is like being part of a sled dog team.
Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.”
PS: is Crowder still showing the scars of his recent accident, or is he just really careless when shaving?
I got injected with a vaccine and as a result may have suffer mental retardation.
It’s okay. No one will notice.
Did you hear Chuck Schumer respond after the seat held by Weiner went to a Republican? He actually said that district is a tough district for Dems. Of course, a Dem has had that seat over 80+ years. In fairness to Shumer, he probably had a Gardasil vaccine just before giving that statement.