The easiest way to get cheers at any high school is announcing how many murderers you’ve executed.
The left don’t seem to understand that the death penalty is very popular with everyone except the political elite. True in Europe, too.
Wait, the actor who is going to play Bane was the little weenie Picard clone in Star Trek Nemesis? Does not compute.
So the plot, as I understand it, is that Obama has great ideas for creating lots of jobs, but waited 2 and 1/2 years to unveil it… I guess to build dramatic tension for when they make a movie of his presidency. Brilliant!
So, like, in the next to last scene it will be his last day in the office and he’s on the phone with Biden saying “A pen! I need a pen!” and the digital clock in the Oval Office is ticking down to midnight. Then with 6 seconds to go he finds a pen and with 4 seconds to go he signs the Special Congressional Override Allowing Multiple Funding (SCOAMF) Bill. The scene changes to that Public Debt billboard and the numbers, slowly at first, start going backwards!
No, he didn’t wait 2½ years to unveil it – it’s the same plan he unveiled 2½ years ago. It’s like making a movie sequel but using the same script again. And the first movie bombed.
Wait, he is going to create jobs by passing a spending bill almost exactly like the trillion dollar one that a democratically controlled congress passed. So why will it work now? Will a half trillion more make that much difference?
“You should pass this bill.” -BHO
Someone pointed out that there is no bill to pass. None has been written.
So, unless someone writes-up his bill, the Congress will have to vote on his speech.
If you watched the speech last night…you are teh ghey! My cable went out but I was watching the Military Channel! It came back in time for the game so all was cool. I think someone at MediComm has it in for Barry!
“We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight. ” ~Cooldige
“Writing bills is hard.” ~Obama
4. Jimmy
…and forget about CBO scoring it, because they’ve already said they don’t score speeches.
The line Obama said that really struck me as a “not the whole truth” moment was when he said, “Every idea in this bill has been supported by Democratic and Republican leaders.”
He didn’t say they were successful ideas, just that they were supported.
All the lightening going on outside the Capitol during the speech was God’s wrath at not being able to strike Obama down through the Capitol dome.
“The left don’t seem to understand that the death penalty is very popular with everyone except the political elite. True in Europe, too.”
The left? I was half expecting John McCain, Boehner or Mitch McConnell to run to a microphone to apologize for Perry’s state killing murderers.
Texas death penalty:
Ron White: Texas “Express Lane”
I prefer to call it “The off-planet penalty.”
As in…
“Get off my planet.”
At least Perry got it right.
Maybe we should place Perry in charge of handling terrorists. He has the right idea.
Maybe the new Bane gets hit a dose of gamma rays and turns green and resembles a certain former California governor.
If you go to Texas and kill someone don’t be surprised if the people of Texas get together, have a trial, and if you’re found guilty…kill you back. If you want to kill folks with little or no chance of being killed back then you should commit your crimes in places like NY, MA, CA, or just about anywhere in any of the north eastern states.
“The left don’t seem to understand that the death penalty is very popular …”
If we’re going to chronicle the things the left doesn’t understand we could set a new record for IMAO comments on a single post.
Let’s start with hygiene…
Saw a clip of the Reagan Library debate and wondered:
Will the Obama library have the big, black, Made-In-Canada bus on display,
or will the liobnrary just BE the bus?
liobnrary= library
The obama presidential book-mobile and ice-cream truck?
Too fancy.
Here’s a more worthy rig for him to spend his retirement in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWE5e_H47MI&feature=related
Just think, after being defeated in ’12, Obama must retire to Chicago in a nice little home where he will live with Michelle 24X7. An angry Michelle who won’t take getting beat by whitey well and who won’t be proud of her country anymore… An angry Michelle who will start to look at Barry as the cause of her ills. Muwhahahahahahah!
Are we talking Bane as in Batman? I always thought Bane was laaaaaame as a character anyway. Disappointing to hear they can’t think of a better criminal. Killer Croc would be better. But maybe Bane will fit a conservative theme better. If not, I can think of about a couple dozen villains I’d rather see in the movie. Like Solomon Grundy.