* Guess who has another column in the New York Post?
No; guess again.
That’s right! Me! You’re getting better at this.
This column is on how we should consider having a break from having a president to really find ourselves as a nation. Enjoy!
* Obama says we’re not better off than we were four years ago. So is he like ceding the election? “You know when things were better? Before I was president. Reelect me!”
Of course, things are better for some people. Some people were only a U.S. Senator four years ago but are now President. Then again, those people are getting yelled at a lot because of how much worse things are than four years ago.
* Eric Holder said he hadn’t heard about Fast and Furious until a few weeks ago, but documents show he was briefed back in July 2010. It was probably just one of those things you rubber stamp without taking a second thought about it. “So we’re selling guns to Mexican drug cartels? I can’t imagine how that would go wrong. Approved!”
* Obama isn’t apologizing for the half a billion wasted on Solyndra, saying it was a “good bet.” Yeah, and this is the guy who know what’s a great idea to spend our money. What is he — 0 for a trillion on spending stimulus dollars on things that are useful? Yeah, let’s definitely give him more of our money to make more bets; with this long of a losing streak, odds are the next thing he invests in has to be a winner!
* Occupy Wall Street has had fun just sitting around and yelling incoherently, but I guess they decided to finally come up with some demands. So here’s their proposed list of demands. They want free health care, free college tuition, all their debts forgiven, and… paper ballots. And if they don’t get this they’ll… sit around and be useless and smelly. And if they get their demands, they’ll probably be even more useless and smellier.
So, do we want to dismantle all of our economy and livelihood because some hippies are sitting aorund near Wall Street? Nah, dudes, I think we’ll pass.
* Occupy Wall Street only has thirteen demands, so maybe we can help suggest some more.
Demand fourteen: Monkey butlers.
Demand fifteen: Cheetos should be free and available everywhere.
Demand sixteen: Stop making fun of my white-person dreadlocks.
* Is this racist? It seems kind of racist: Obama Fried Chicken, a new restaurant in China. We should make sure Chinese spies haven’t stolen our secret herbs and spices, though.
* Wisdom of the Day: “Kindle Fire: it’s a tablet *and* basic caveman instructions.” –Storm
* Arrested Development is coming back! There are going to be new episodes focusing on what the different characters have been up to since the end of the series and then a movie. To be honest, though, I’m a bit apprehensive about it. AD was one of the most perfect series — I’ve watched the entire run through four or five times and enjoy rewatching it more than most new series — so I’m just afraid they won’t be able to recapture the magic. But I’ll be hopeful as I wait for the Final Countdown.
* Here’s a link to the first of the webisodes of the Walking Dead series my silly little sister worked on. The other five are also available to watch now.
“* Arrested Development is coming back! ”
And they are remaking Footloose!
Demand Seventeen: No soap!
Demand 18: Someone else needs to work for the greedy corporation to support me!
Demand 19: Bring back Arrested Development!
“I’ll have the half white/half dark meal deal.”
Demand Twenty: Free and open boarders so we can cross into Iran any time we want.
I was waaaay to busy investigating those evil CIA agents for “torturing” those poor innocent Islamic terrorists to be bothered about a few guns going to Mexico. I mean after all It’s only Mexico……..Eric Holder, Washington DC.
Fascist! Only unmanned vehicles are allowed to shoot at our enemies.
Not all of the responses to the Wall Street Stinkers’ inanity were as dumb as their demands:
You, sir, are welcome here anytime.
The OWS list of demands reads like it was written by a Kindergarten class… “And everyone needs to be nice to each other… and, and free puppies for everyone OH! And ice cream Fridays!” You know what? Don’t hate these people. They don’t have any real ideas or motivation that could affect change. Just pray that they get cold, hungry, and bored enough to go back to wherever they came from before the NYCPD pepper spray & club them into oblivion. All this being said, sign me up for a monkey concubi… uh, butler.
“So, do we want to dismantle all of our economy and livelihood because some hippies are sitting aorund near Wall Street? Nah, dudes, I think we’ll pass.”
This can all easily be solved with my new “Pay A Homeless Guy To Punch A Hippie” program, which would quickly send the OWS idiots running while stimulating business in liquor stores throughout the city. The program could easily be funded entirely by donations.
I guessed that you wrote it on my very first guess, Frank. I didn’t speak up though ’cause I was wondering what everyone else would say. btw, do you add the links to your article or is it some robot intern? I wonder why the intern didn’t link Bush or Perry? I smell a conspiracy.
if someone would just drop off a block of chemically pure cocaine near the protesters this whole thing would be over in half an hour.
Tell the protesters there is free Meth on Broadway and BAM…Wall Street will look like a deserted island!
Send in HippiePunchOMatic! Don’t just label yourself, earn it, ma’ boy and now is your time!!!
Load the fire hose with soap and shampoo. The Hippies will run like there is no tomorrow!
Let’s start a movement. No POTUS for a year (Frank’s column)! Then we can decide on another year and another and then we can move on to Congress. No Congress for a year, then another year and then we move on to the Supreme Court… Then Governors…then Mayors…then School Principles…then College Professors…then Librarians… Muwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Obama Fried Chicken? Well, whip-out your credit card, go in debt and choke it down.
Frank, do you remember when William F. Buckley Jr. argued once that our presidents need to get over themselves and quietly do their jobs without making everything all about them? Like start by realizing they’re not all that important as administrators of the law?
CAIN!
(I had to do it.)
The problem with no president or no Congress for a year is that we’ll be stuck with all the same laws and agencies and judicial rulings, including Obamacare, et alii. Sure when you’re digging yourself into a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging and take a break, maybe have a nice refreshing glass of lemonade, but at some point we should really climb back out to see the sun again ’cause we’re looking kinda pasty.
Demand seventeen: Everybody gets a pink, fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows! -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE
Demand eighteen: Everybody is issued a ‘Free Hug’ card to the person of their choosing.
Demand nineteen: Everybody wins at every game everybody plays. Yay!
Demand twenty: Everybody everybody everybody everybody’s every’s body body every.
i usually preach temperence but…Somebody needs to drop off lotsa cheap booze to the OWS gang. That would give the NYPD a real reason to really rough them up.
Demand 21 One phone call
The OWS idiots want free health care? Interesting. Do they support reintroduction of slavery so that all those doctors and medical workers don’t have to be paid for providing the care, or are they planning to steal the money from productive individuals to pay for it? TANSTAAFL!
I think they should get free birdseed! Lots of it, scattered around them on the ground, which, in urban settings, will bring in quite a few pigeons. Not sure which would be more entertaining; the pigeon / hippy fights over the last sunflower seed, or the aerial bombings as the birds “release” their payload. Waiting for the youtube video….
Using nature as a weapon since 1967
Has anyone seen the article over at Market Watch titled “Occupy Wall Street is a Tea Party with Brains”? Frank, you do not appear to be alone in posting insanity on the net; unfortunately yours seems to be the only one in jest…
Demand Twenty Two: Hostess Bakery Outlets within 20 feet of all *medical* marijuana dispensaries. Giving away free Twinkies, of course.
It’s final. Chris Christie isn’t running for President because it’s not his time.
This should provide him more time to be a good governor… and continued privacy for eating.
Demand Twenty Three: Free World of Warcraft.
Demand thirtyeleventy….. Free stuff for dope smoking stinky hippies !! Yeah, free stuff man.
A fast way to break up that hippie crowd would be to annopunce the Wall Street bankers inside those buildings have jobs for them all.the stinky smelly stoned hippies will be like all ” AAAAAIIIIEEE !!!!! NOT JOBS !!!” and run away.
Obama Fried Chicken… I’d be afraid of what those eleven herbs and spices would be. might turn one into a protesting stinky hippie.
obahamas fried chicken. Gee the Chinese just don’t have any regulation. Here it is illegal to bait them with fried chicken, welfare, or mexican guns.
Demand twenty-something: Better looking chicks out here demonstrating with us!
Demand twenty-something and one: Pay attention to me! HEY! Look at me! HEY! HEY! Look! I’m talking here…LISTEN TO ME! HEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!
Well one good thing for Wall Street; winter is on its way in NY so the only ones left will be the crazy “females” with more body hair than a waxing salon in little italy.
Demand lebenty-too: Fresh graham crackers with our milk when we have snack time.
Demand sixty-twelve: Fluffier towels for nap time.
Demand um, I forget which one but it’s really, really important: Make Mom and Dad give me all their stuff BEFORE they die. Starting with the house. Then I will make them live in the basement, because they are evil racist tea-baggers and deserve it, while I am really, really smart and tolerant and enlightened and stuff. Plus, those woolly spiders down there make me squeal like a girl.
It’s Palin Time!!! I’m just sayin’!!! Finally we will have some nads on the Republican side! Cain’t can like drive her car and make Pizza’s for her and stuff!!!
Holy Guacomole Batman! Guys you gotta click on the link for the OWS and read the demands its a hoot. Better yet is to read the comments 20:1 think these guys are as stupid as they look. Quality humor
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Enter the parade of unicorns pulling sleighs laden with gold.”
this one is my fave so far. 🙂
“Pay A Homeless Guy To Punch A Hippie” program . . . The program could easily be funded entirely by donations.
I’m in. Where do I
volunteersend the check?Occupy wall street is not about those demands. That was some left wing lunatic posting on their site, try reading what world net daily has to say about it. The media is trying to make it look like a bunch of useless hippies but it is not, dig deeper and find the truth. It’s about removing Obama from office and all the politicians that are digging Americas grave.
FIFY
I’ve been reading on here for a few years now, had one video published and mostly sit back and laugh, don’t comment much. I’m not some internet troll or left wing bat trying to stir stuff up and be annoying. I thought the occupy wall street was dumb and started reading what all the news outlets, even my trusted rightbias had to say. It pointed to dumb socialists that were fed up with not having enough of other peoples money. But that’s not what its about, lots of those people are tea partiers, and grassroots conservatives. Their website is a forum where any dingbat can post what fake demands they have, and once someone put something socialist up there the media ran with it to discredit the movement. This is a grassroots movement that has no party, just to end greed in the corporation that the Government now is. They are for less government, more accountability, less spending, no more bailouts, and much much more. To believe it isn’t and laugh it off as nothing you are no better than any liberal Blogger that makes stuff up and posts it online as fact. It’s a sad day that my source of daily humor from what I thought were intelligent, free thinking people has turned into what they have always mocked. Hate me all you want, trash me all you want, but first, dig deeper and research the true demands. Start by reading worldnetdaily, and stop listening to the twisted lies, to do will make you no better than the stinky hippie on the corner playing a guitar for spare change. I challenge any of you to do that before you respond with liberal tactics.
Tim,
They certainly don’t they look like Tea Partiers. They look like dirty hippies.
I guess only in time the true face of the protest will emerge, but I’m willing to bet my paycheck its not that of a dirty hippy, but quite the opposite. Just my $.02
TEA partiers bring lawn chairs, not sleeping bags.
It may be wishful thinking, a little to understand my thoughts: Im a shipboard engineer, currently working the oil patch in the Gulf of Mexico. Im highly educated and trained, which brings a lot of money, I stand to be making a daily wage of $700/ day by the end of year for working 28days on/28 days off, seems like a lot but education came at a price. I had student loans on auto pay for while I was at sea, Im married now and we are getting paper statements so our finances are easier. While we are making payments each month, the banks have continually charged my account, sometimes twice a month even though I am no longer on auto pay. I have no recourse in this except to shut my account down. When I see protesters out there for a cause like that, I get a little carried away. When I see liberals jump in and cloud the protests to make them their own, it drives me nuts. And I am doing all I can to make sure the true reason for the protests is visible to as many people as possible. The hippies are ruining a good thing and I can’t stand for that. When those fringe hippies getting all the media attention are silenced, Im sure what is remaining is a cause that everyone does agree on. Thanks for listening.
tim,
If you get rid of things like Dodd/Frank, along with the tons of other government “regulations,” you will suddenly see a real difference between what mega-banks and local community banks will offer and the free market competition will open up and we’ll be back to the days when you were given a free toaster just for opening up a checking account. What the hell is Wall Street supposed to do in response to these protests? The solution is to protest Liberals for their over-regulation that led to these problems. And we have a group that does that. They’re called the Tea Party.
I see those liberals infultrating a movement and twisting it, calling it their own and ruining it. Just want people to see thru the liberals fight to ruin the true cause, that’s all. I’m sure everyone here is full aware of what is going on, I probably don’t need to point out what we all know, but it just saddens me to see what could be a great movement ruined by stinky hippies, and people just brushing it aside because of them.
Tim, you ARE a troll, or an idiot. You pick.