* Obama says it will likely take more than one president to fix the economy. Isn’t the reason most people don’t think he deserves reelection is that everyone concluded it will take at least one other president than him?
* Harry Reid said “Millionaire job creators are like unicorns. They are impossible to find and don’t exist.” Yes, new wisdom from the guy who once said taxes are voluntary.
Do you get the idea that Democrats understand how jobs are created about as well as a four-year-old understands where babies come from?
* In more news of Democrats dealing well with reality, Debbie Wasserman Schultz went on FOX News to deny that unemployment went up under Obama’s presidency. We should make a deal with the Democrats: They can be undisputed dictators of the world they live in as long as the right gets to be in charge of reality.
* Sometimes it seem like we on the right are losing, but we’re winning in more ways than we sometimes realize. A while ago I showed a graph of opinion on whether handguns should be legal that showed a continuous uptick over the past fifty years, and now Gallup has a graph on opinions about big government since 1965. You may notice a pattern there too.
We’re a very progressive movement.
* Obama has requested that Iran give back our drone.
“Hey, guys, one of our drones went over the fence into your yard. Could you toss it back?”
“No.”
“Please.”
“No.”
“Pleeeeeease.”
“No.”
“Come on, guys! Be nice!”
“No.”
::sobs:: “You’re mean! I’m telling the U.N.!” ::runs away::
* They’re trying to humanize Romney. My suggestion: one of those emotion chips like they gave Data. Worked pretty well for him.
* Huntsman and Gingrich debated yesterday. I dkflaskdfalsda
I just blacked out a second. What happened?
* Democrats think there are improved prospects of Obama being reelected now. Here’s what the DNC said:
“We’ve looked into the eyes of the American people, and we nothing but despair. There’s not a trace of hope left; no one even imagines a better future. So things are really looking up for Obama’s reelection.”
* Some people are thinking Chicago should secede and form its own state. Not Chicago, though — other people in Illinois. Never thought of secession as a way to sort of cut out a cancer, but if you have all the problems in your state congregated into one city, it’s an idea. If this idea catches on, we could have a lot more livable states along with isolated forbidden zones.
* Wisdom of the Day: “N Korea warns of ‘unexpected consequences’ if Christmas lights displayed near DMZ. Like what? Kim Jong Il’s heart growing three sizes?” –Fred Thompson
* Bad lip-reading of Rick Perry’s controversial ad:
Harry Reid said “Millionaire job creators are like unicorns. They are impossible to find and don’t exist.”
Wait a minute – isn’t Obama a millionaire? I think we just got a public admission, people.
Obama says it will likely take more than one president to fix the economy…
And how many if one of those presidents isn’t you, sport?
No millionaire job creators, unemployment numbers not up and Big O needs another term. Yep welcome to the Twilight Zone. Cue creepy music
Reid is right, in these times anyway. These days the only jobs created are by government…to take care of all the people without jobs.
Only problem… Chicago having it’s own pair of senators… but sign us up to be next on the list with Detroit as a new state … Flint too
@ Steve
Chicago already has it’s own two senators. The rest of the state would like a chance to elect some senators too.
Hey, lots of four-year-old’s understand where babies come from. It’s the Democrats who have a problem with that – so they like to kill them before coming out.
NY is another state that wants to force a city to go away. We in Upstate would love to make NYC the 51st state, the only problem is NYC wants to keep suckling the government teat.
Romney is about as human as a fifties-era Disneyworld animatron. And yes, I think I’m Dennis Miller.
The image of a whiny little brat actually inspires more confidence than what BHO actually said:
With respect to the drone inside of uh, uh, Iran:I’m not gonna comment on, uh intelligece matters…classified. As’s already been indicated uuuuuuuuuuuuuh [four full seconds of “uh”] we uh’ve asked for it back, we’ll see how the Uh-ranians respond.
I think we should encourage, rather than discourage secession. We could have hundreds of little, conservative states to counter a few, big liberal districts. In fact, if we could convince most of Southern California to leave the union entirely, the IQ of Congress would improve appreciably. Let Mexico have ’em and try to figure out what they’re good for.
The only reason the unemployment rate went down was that they are now counting fewer of those without jobs as unemployed.
Heck, if you don’t count all those people without jobs, the employment rate becomes 100%!!
As I recall the Iranians refused to return three worthless, useless, Berkley libtards who accidently crossed over their border from Iraq. Does anyone really believe they’ll return a top-secret drone that was flown across their border on purpose?