I am starting to panic just a little about the Newt surge. So, Huntsman… he does have a nice resume.
It would be funny to see all those liberals quickly backtrack on calling Huntsman the reasonable choice if he started surging in the polls.
Plus someone as awkward at telling jokes as Huntsman is has to be authentic.
Just thinking we’re going to need to give Huntsman some consideration despite how he sometimes comes off as a jackass.
I mean, we have two whole Mormons to choose from; let’s make sure we pick the best one.
I love all these aggressive ads on Wikipedia so they don’t have to have aggressive ads.
“Please read a personal appeal from this crazy cat lady. Please read a personal appeal from obvious douche nozzle.”
I hate Bella and Edward. He’s creepy, she’s a female Napoleon Dynamite.
I vehemently hated every character in the new Twilight movie other than cop mustache.
The first hour of Breaking Dawn was the most excruciating thing I’ve lived through. Kept wanting to scream at the screen “SOMETHING HAPPEN!” Made me yearn for an action packed episode of Felicity. Not the barest bit of plot or conflict to hold onto.
If Herman Cain’s wife drags him to see this film, they can consider it even.
Easily the most awful of the Twilight movies. If your wife wants to take you to it, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg to get out of it.
When the director of Breaking Dawn was asked what inspired him to make the movie, he said it was his “hatred of both God and man.”
THERE’S STILL ANOTHER MOVIE?!!! No! There were four books and my wife dragged me to four movies. No!
Buttercup is crawling around, pulling the rawhide right out of the dog’s mouth. The dog is a good sport.
According to Buttercup’s logic, if she’s supposed to have it, it’s probably not very interesting. Hard to argue with that.
Finally made that donation to the Herman Cain campaign. Now to check the news to see how he’s doing…
Mark Block reacts by looking up into the air and shouting, “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!”
If Buttercup even hears someone mention “touchdown”, she throws both hands in the air and yells, “Touchdown!”
I wish someone would ask McCain about fracking, because you’d swear it was Colonel Tigh speaking.
Mitt Romney already seems so presidenty that Obama would be able to pretend he’s running against the incumbent.
I’m trying to work on the “you know”s when I’m being interviewed. They slip in so fast I can barely catch them.
New rule: You can’t win the National Championship without scoring at least one touchdown.
For finishing the season ranked 7th, BSU will get to play a 6-6 team in a nothing bowl. I guess that makes sense.
Boise played some really good football, but that’s certainly not as important as having lots of fans who travel well.
RONPAUL!!11!! There that will draw the trolls (or is is psychos for Ron Paul supporters?) off Basil.
Remember Frank “Until death do us part” doesn’t mean you can kill her. Sit back and enjoy her movies. ESPN radio and earbuds.
Wife just called. Car is dead. Just wondering if the fact she ran it out of oil last week has anything to do with the breakdown, Can I borrow your car?
Poor Frakn – My wife and daughters dragged me to a movie this weekend as well. Unlike you though I have them trained well- we saw the Muppets.
I want Newt to win just so we can listen to the liberals whine about it for at least 4 years.
Ask SarahK to correct you everytime you say “you know” in your daily conversations.
1) It will help to stop doing it in interviews.
2) It will help distract her from trying to correct some of your other “faults” that you would just as soon retain.
3) It will make her happy – women love to “improve” their husbands.
If I had my druthers, I’d be frackin’ whenever I could, and I’d frack anywhere that needs a good drillin’. In fact, I’d even dig a hole in my own backyard and frack it from here ’til next Tuesday. Then, I’d frack every single hole from Binghamton to Buffalo. I’m talkin’ about some seriously deep drilling — I’d frack ’em real good. No one and no place would be safe from a good frackin.
You can train yourself to drop “you know” and “uhs,” it just takes a bit of practice.
That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read on here in a while. Great commentary on the Twilight movies. It helps that I also hate everything about Twilight with a firery passion.
My friends’ daughter was the same way as Buttercup; we taught her to throw her arms up in the air when we’d say “touchdown”. I was trying to teach her to say “Go Blue”, but I don’t remember if she ever picked that up. Now that she’s older and can talk and read, it’s not nearly so cool any more. (plus, when you ask her to do it, she just looks at you like you’re crazy.)
Took Wife to see the new Sparkle Vampire movie yesterday. I dropped her at the door, then parked and watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 on my iPad. You really ought to look into getting an iPad, Frank.
Haven’t you heard? “Twilight” is porn for women. Multiple males adoring the woman just because she’s there. Everything they do is all about her.
Practice, Shmractrice, Leo. And I bet Frank doesn’t say, “you know” in everyday life, DamnCat. “You know” is a ping to get feedback that he so desperately and understandably wants on stage. Naturally, Frank doesn’t really cares if SarahK knows, you know? So, no ping.
Here’s my suggestion, Frank: right after you notice that a “you know” came out of your mouth, suddenly blurt out “NOTHING!” It’ll be awesome, and a perfect extension of your Obama loving persona.
“Obama is the greatest, you know? NOTHING!”.
Twilight is a RONPAUL !!!11!! conspiracy in conjunction with the Obama White House. What else would explain sparkly vampires?
Basil did you watch the MST3K classic “The Pod People”? Painfully funny bad and still better than Twilight.
Yes, that one is bad. I’m actually watching them all, starting with the KTMA episodes. Watched K04 – Camera vs Barugon while sitting in the parking lot. It was bad.
@Fly – point taken. Yet I assert that my plan is still beneficial in that it keeps SarahK focused on Frank’s minor, innocuous flaw, providing camouflage for other behaviors that he doesn’t want to change. Frank can intentionally throw a “you know” in just to maintain her interest in the false trail and to give her a happy for improving him.
That’s a great idea, DamnCat. I’m going to start saying “you know” to encourage girls to improve me. I like giving happy.
Smug happiness: Despite having a teenaged daughter who likes the Twilight movies, and who has friends who are OBSESSED with the Twilight movies, I have now weaseled out of watching “Breaking Yawn, Part One” twice. TWICE!!!