DamnCat left this in the comments (High Praise!) and I didn’t want anyone to miss it.
Apparently when it comes to international relations, Obama only has one stinking metaphor:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #7,870)
Afterwards, he figuratively walks the Danes out the Dalai Door by damning them with faint praise, so watch the whole thing.

Why is TOTUS doing this to us?
Why aren’t Letterman, Kimmel, and Leno doing this to Obama?
That was rhetorical. We all know why.
Unfriggen.Believable.
Oh… god… oh… oh… oh no…. oh… please… no… no…
*BARF*
This is like when some douchebag fratboy goes around a nightclub using the same exact pickup line on every single woman.
The comments on YouTube direct link are interesting… All negative.
This needs to go viral. Send links to Obama-supporting relatives and friends.
I can’t imagine any of the four remaining Republican candidates being THAT stupid on foreign relations while in office. Not even the “anti-war” candidate.
I agree, this needs more exposure. That’s why I put the viewer number on it, so we can see if it does.
I say, put all these countries’ leaders in the ring to compete for the title of “America’s strongest ally.” The winner won’t have to meet with Obama for the rest of his term.
Sorry. I couldn’t concentrate on what he was saying, on account of his glorious pornstache.
This was a Top Draw find and exposure!
Not a note of sincerity and his Narcissistic self comes through like the proverbial “T*** in a punch bowl”!
I have many friends over most of Northern Europe and they got it along with their morning coffee today.
Not to mention most of my address book for the US.
Talk about your empty suit…Marcel Marceau had better banter than that!
Let’s just hope he dosn’t start saying this stuff about Russia, China, and Iran.
BHO = A dangerous ideologue hellbent on destroying the USA, transforming it and sucker punching each step of the way !
I am so embarrassed.
You know, I’m proud of Harvey for posting this. Harvey, you really punch above your weight.
Hey did you guys know, (insert name of country here), is one of our closest allies?
Frank: T-shirt idea: “(Insert name of counrty here), is one of our closest allies!” — Obama knows foreign policy!
Obama punches below his weight and works below his paygrade.
Ayers needs to write him some new material.
Wow, it’s a bit like 8 year old soccer. Everybody gets a trophy/”strongest ally” from the President. My kid likes that trophy for about 3 minutes. The trophy he likes to show off is the one that he got for winning a tournament. Kudos to the Danes for calling BS on the TOTUS and exposing him for being a thoughtless, arrogant, empty suit. I guess to a pampered weakling like Obama it seems that everyone punches above their weight.
http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2012/03/obama-one-trick-line-pony.html
TAB POSTED THIS VIDEO FIRST – BEFORE ANY OTHER ENGLISH SPEAKING BLOG.
ALL YOUR TRAFFIC ARE BELONG TO US!
Can you blame him? Punching above her weight class is the line that worked on Moochelle.
@hwuu
That’s not very nice – Moochelle’s weight is below the belt!
Good grief. The only boxing I want The Beloved SCOAMF to watch is his staff packing his crap to get it out of the Oval Office.
Kudos to the Danes!
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Is it just me, or does the guy in the video talk funny? No. Not the Danish one… The other one…
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And now at 360,410. Heh.
Obama thinks far below his weight class.
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