With President Obama struggling – like all Americans – to pay the mortgage and put enough gas in the car to get to work (ok, he works from home a lot, but Mrs. Obama has HER job of stimulating the luxury ski resort industry, and the kids are old enough for paper routes now, and they can’t really pedal those when it rains because the papers will get wet), it’s not surprising that Barack hasn’t quite found the free time to come up with a new campaign slogan that’ll fit on a bumper sticker and make a good tagline for “Obama 2012.”
I feel compelled to help out, since it’s every American’s constitutional duty to assist the President in any way possible, and may actually be mandatory under Obamacare.
I’m not sure what the word-limit is for a bumper sticker, but I know a Chevy Volt is only a few inches wide (it’s like a 4-wheeled electric unicycle), so I’ll keep these short:
FOUR WORDS
* Border Plan: Welcome Mats
* Sorry that America _________
* Now with more golfing
* Your dog named BO
* Still not Muslim (wink)
* See? Flag lapel pin
* I wroted a tweat!
* Your girl’s comparatively thinner
* Closing Gitmo REAL soon
* The lolcat of presidents
THREE WORDS
* …or you’re racist
* She’s in Aspen
* No plumber questions
* Smooth when shirtless
* Occupy White House
* Fox ratings fuel
* Another iPod, Elizabeth?
* Stop throwing teabags!
* On your dime
* Outwit, Outplay, Outspend
TWO WORDS
* Not Romney
* Beer summit!
* Czartastically delicious!
* Solyndra who?
* Bad SCOTUS!
* PRESIDENT Nanny
* “uh… uh…”
* $35,800, please
* I’m buying!
* Occasionally Constitutional
As for the one-word Obama 2012 slogans, I’ll leave that as an exercise for the reader in the comments…
present
Can “ass hat” be spelled as one word? Or does “ass-hat” count as one?
Arbeit macht frei!
“fore”
“USAF’ed”
may have to be more poster than bumper sticker, but still worth the effort:
1) obamacare = unconstitutional
2) obamacare forcing religious organizations to provide abortions = unconstitutional
unconstitutional law within an unconstitutional law = constiception?
Birdied That!
Slut Called
Gas Higher Please
Hope and Change Meh
Hope and Change – Again!
Hope and Change – Really!
Hope and Change – Eventually!
Derp!
One-word slogans could get me moderated! So, I’ll stay benign…
Rethink
Reload
Reset
BOOM!
(I like that last one.)
How about an acronym?
Afghanistan Apologizing
Narcissistic
Tax and Spending
Illegal Immigration Ignoring
Constitution Circumventing
Hope Destroying
Race Card Playing
Intellectual Fraud
Socialist
Teleprompter Reader
Goodbye
Got corruption?
, Fool! (works on several levels)
Get Cousin Pookie!
Just Simple Math!
Michelle Said So!
New Soccer Fields!
I Like Teleprompters!
Carolyn,
Are you having triplets?
Tim in AL:
Why you ask?
You think so?
Can’t imagine why!
I should have followed directions better. Sorry, here’s the one-word ideas:
– D-Bag
– Vacations!
– Entitlements!
– Losing!
Prosperity is slavery.
Four wods: “Corruption sets you free!”
Three words: “God damn America!”
Two words: “Free tripe!”
One word: “Regress.”
SIDPERS
Milspeak for Silly Idiots Desperately Pretending Everything is Running Smoothly
“I’m Bonafide!”
SCOAMF
Free
dombies!Nope.
Four words: “Dope and Spare Change” or “Did I do that?”
Three words: Wah Wah Waaaaaaaaah
Two words: I’m Sorry
One word: D’oh!
Rowsdower!
poop!
That pretty much sums It up.
Ok, Les gets an Obscury Award for that one.
I give #17…MarcoMancuso, two Rowsdowers an a D’oh for his top notch post.
Yeah, the thread needed a non sequitur.
Very interesting stuff. I’ve learned a couple of new acronyms, and triplets for Carolyn? Really?
You made my day, Les.
“Canadian hero Zap Actionsdower!”
Me1
Me2
“Treason-is-the-reason”
“Sorry” (works on several levels also)
“Black” – since so many people (especially Hollywoodies) admit that’s the only reason they will STILL vote for him !
“Its only money”
“What comes after a trillion?”
“Its not like you could ever vote for that other guy”
“Still better than Hillary”
And my attempt at a one worder:
“Taint”
O-phetamene!!!
Un-clamshelled-pacakaged.
Reusable!!!
Un-indictable.
dy-no-mite
Harumph!
Ayyyyyyyy! (with an icon of a thumb)
Gandhi
Mandela
Chamberlain
Playing off Jimmy – “Nevillicious”
One-word slogans, eh? Hmmm… How about:
Wasted! (works on multiple levels: the last 3.5 years, what Barry was in college, etc.)
Winning! (Since BO’s working on roughly the same level of self-delusion as Charlie Sheen)
Empty! (also works on multiple levels: BO’s suit, his promises, Biden’s head, etc.)
Or, my personal favorite:
NOPE! (to another 4 years of BO)
Cartarian
Flibbertigibbet
Bubbadacious
Carbonide
Bromidian
Insipidity (pronounced “in sip a ditty”
Callithumpian
Hokum
Bunkum
Ornamentalist
4) Mess I Made Mucho
3) Everything Must Go!
2) Obamacare Yomamacare!
1) Obamacareless!
3 words:
Suck enough yet?
2 words:
More bowing!
1 word:
Surrender!
“Suckers!”
Thought of another one. This one would attempt to give continuity to the next four years while clarifying the mission of the last four:
“Allah Ackbar!”
Works better with the Obama logo don’t cha think.
hwuu – shouldn’t that be “Obama Ackbar”?
Nice improvement Harv. I like it. Kinda brings the Obama ego into the mix.
Ooh, ooh! The winner: Baraka!
Ba-raca!
“Ra´ca (rā´kå)
a. 1. A term of reproach used by the Jews of our Savior’s time, meaning “worthless.”
Whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council.
– Matt. v. 22.
Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.“
3 Words: It’s Bush’s Fault
Not sure if it’s a word or not, but he could use that sound that the camel-jockies make before they attack something.. Ahhlalalalala! (or something like that)
Howza bout:
Fool me once…