[High Praise! to Jimmy]
Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we now have a complete list of words that – if found on your web site – will cause your jack-booted overlords to give a jack-boot-based low-five to your door and take you away to live on a small Caribbean island with terrorists and Marines.
On the “this has got to trigger a lot of false-positives” side, the list includes “pork”, “cloud”, and “Mexico”, which seems to imply that Homeland Security’s REAL job is tracking the migration patterns of flying pigs.
Well, gotta keep the snoops snooping, I guess, otherwise they’ll be forced to admit their uselessness and start competing with honest Americans for real jobs.
But what really surprised me were the words that WEREN’T on the list, even though they’re even more worrisome than international porcine aviation. Hopefully DHS will be adding these with all due haste:
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1) NPR
2) Occupy
3) Patchouli
4) Patriarchal
5) Warming
6) Global
7) Man-Made
8) People’s
9) Discrimination
10) Teabagger
11) Renewable
12) Change
13) Greed
14) Unacceptable
15) Planet
16) Organic
17) Undocumented
18) 99%
19) Profiling
20) Feelings
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Also, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
What… I just really hate Dick van Dyke’s wretched cockney accent.
BONUS VIDEO:
Stuff Liberals Say [via The Jawa Report]:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #319,049)
Aw heck, just get the transcript for this video and put it on the DHS list.
Also, any man who uses that whiny, querulous, effeminate tone of voice – BAM! Straight to Gitmo.
What about “choom?”
I believe the choom gang has been hunted down by operatives of the DNC, and is now as extinct as the passenger pigeon.
There are other words on their list, but they’re not releasing them They could tell us, but then they’d have to kill us. Among them:
“I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.”
“Frank J.”
“Harvey”
“Basil”
“IMAO” (it means whatever the evil terrorists wants it to mean!)
“Dinosaurs with rocket launchers”
“Nuke The Moon”
“Mexicannon”
“Punch hippies in their dumb monkey faces”
And many more! (Time and space prevent me from listing them all.)
wow, I actually know a “married”(legally,in MA) girl couple who have said, word for word, that “communism has never been implemented properly”, and >>>>>They came here from RUSSIA!<<< with their parents in the 80's ….to escape COMMUNISM!!!! wow…just wow. And yes, they'll vote for Elizabeth Liahwatha Warren without giving it a 2nd thought. If they've even heard that she's a lying fraud, I'd be shocked (NPR all the way!!) but even if I told them about her in vivid detail, they still will. Their one and only objection to Romney? He's against "gay marriage", that's it, the world is on the brink of total bankruptcy and "gay marriage" is the only real issue that the president has zero control over. If you really wonder how Obama got elected and why people like that evil Warren woman will get elected here in liberal land, they are a perfect example. And they live in Lexington, MA, a place that celebrates diversity by inflating the house prices 3x so diversity could never afford to move there. Liberalism IS a mental disorder!
anyone else notice that it should read “norovirus” instead of “norvovirus”.
anon – Great. Thanks for triggering the DHS on us 😛