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From the Glenn Beck radio show:
‘Denny’ got another letter from Obama… but is it real?
No, it’s not a REAL fundraising email, but it’s not too much of a stretch for the campaign that wants your wedding gifts:
Excerpt:
Friend –
I need your help. Barack’s been giving me a hard time about my weight lately. He’s always mentioning that I’m getting a little bit of a belly
He’s so skinny it’s maddening – despite the fact that he’s always sneak-eating those cheeseburgers and milkshakes on the campaign trail – (I know everything he does… every minute of the day… Valerie Jarrett!)
But, Barack doesn’t know that I have a great reason for gaining a little weight… I’m pregnant!
How should I announce the news to Barack? Can you help me?
I want to get some “girlfriends” together to discuss the best way to surprise the President!
The next time Barack is flying around the country in our jet, campaigning or playing golf, four lucky ladies will join me for tea at the White House (de-caf of course – hey, I’m preggers!) and we’ll come up with a plan.
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Heh, I thought this campaign solicitation would end with a beg for an abortion.
There certainly would be no inconveniencing, #1.
I think this time Michelle will eat him after mating. He managed to escape the last couple times because he was scrawny and spry. She’s been letting him eat fried chicken and ice cream all the time to try to fatten him up and make it harder for him to run away. Third times the charm, right?
Ummmmm…would there, in this nightmarish scenario, be a White House obstetric veterinarian? Or would Moochie just visit a Planned Parenthood-sponsored PetSmart?
Friend,
As you know, your children are an inconvenience that should have been aborted.
Right now, Barack and I are campaigning to continue our important work, destroying the Imperialist superpower America. We know times are tough – we’re the ones that made them tough. But, Barack and I need your help.
Instead of feeding your inconveniences…err, children, send their lunch money to Barack. Three dollars each day can either help feed your children lunch or do some real good, helping Barack and I complete our mission to bring the USA to its knees. The choice is obvious. Just click the “I’m In” button at destroytheUSA.com and make your donation today.
Michelle Obama
Inconceivable!
Does anyone Know if Bill Clinton was visiting the White House lately?
“…name the baby…”
Damien springs to mind.