Straight Line of the Day: Did You See the New Bumper Sticker on Obama’s Limo? Posted by Harvey on 26 July 2012, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
I didn’t see that. I thought I did, but I was just being selfish. Somebody else saw it for me. Loading... Reply to this comment
I brake for dogs. Moron on board. Honk if you love me. My son is an imaginary student. How’s my governing? Any problems, call Rush! Loading... Reply to this comment
My lunch is smarter than your honor student. Barbecued poodle aboard. My other car is Air Force One. Loading... Reply to this comment
All Americans are equal, but some Americans are more equal than others. Loading... Reply to this comment
COEXIST – except with those greedy, rich, racist, homophobe, bitter, gun clinging, bible thumping, tea-bagging, ignorant, Faux News watching, Nazi conservatives! Loading... Reply to this comment
WTF! Obama 2012 Keep Honking! I’m Raising the Debt Limit! The Horn Blows! So Does the Passenger! Loading... Reply to this comment
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? – Ronald Reagan Loading... Reply to this comment
The greatest security for Israel is to create new Egypts.- Ronald Reagan Loading... Reply to this comment
Provincetown, MA (Silver lettering on either a fuchsia or lavender background.) Loading... Reply to this comment
Honk if you love spending other people’s money I built/saved/created this Loading... Reply to this comment
I know this is not a bumper car . . . now. Vote early and vote often! If you can read this, you’re Michael Moore approved! I get 50 lies to the gallon! Loading... Reply to this comment
“If you can read this, you are close enough to my backside to be a substantial donor.” Loading... Reply to this comment
Don’t laugh. You’d drive this poorly too if your head was lodged up your butt. Loading... Reply to this comment
If you think education is expensive, look what happens when you give it out for free. Loading... Reply to this comment
“Because I won and you’re all racists, that’s why!” “Forward! (Into the ditch!) “This Limo, Air Force One, and the Ship of State… You may notice I’m not actually the one driving.” “A Temporary Equal Inconvenience to All” “Calling me a ‘Spade’ is racist and quotes me out of context! I actually said ‘Support your local SPCA, and I just got spade!'” “Proudly Powered by Propaganda” Loading... Reply to this comment
Mrs. C says: July 26th, 2012 at 5:28 pm Attention Call Girls, the Secret Service is two cars up. That one works Loading... Reply to this comment
For some reason it deleted the punchline. That was supposed to say: My Wu-Tang Clan Name is “Kountry Killah” Loading... Reply to this comment
Lactose for the win. Did you see the bumper sticker on Obama’s Limo? It was crumpled after CarolyntheMommy started screaming TOWANDA!!!!!!!!! and rammed her SUV into it repeatedly until subdued by horse tranquilizers. Loading... Reply to this comment
I’ve not been in the correct mood to make punch line. The word “punch” is stopping me. Damn those bastards running our government. CarolyntheMommy FTW. Loading... Reply to this comment
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? …”I Brake for Dogs” Loading... Reply to this comment
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? No? That’s because Obama prefers to lead from behind. Loading... Reply to this comment
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? “Obama 2012” It is just like the one he gave the Queen for her birthday. Loading... Reply to this comment
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? The White House graphic design team used the same font as they used on his birth certificate. Loading... Reply to this comment
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? It reads “My other car is a Nigerian ox cart”. Loading... Reply to this comment
The body of this limo is like my former girlfriend, and my national outlook. Composite. Loading... Reply to this comment
This bumper sticker cost you $963.37 and the job I created to put it here cost $136,000.97. You’re Welcome. Loading... Reply to this comment
“My other car is a Prius.”
“Chicks dig green energy.”
I didn’t see that. I thought I did, but I was just being selfish. Somebody else saw it for me.
“Sticking it to greedy capitalists since 1985.”
“Redistributing your wealth since 2008.”
CAUTION: Wide left turns.
I didn’t get this limo myself.
Dog is my co-pilot
I brake for socialists.
I brake for dogs.
Moron on board.
Honk if you love me.
My son is an imaginary student.
How’s my governing? Any problems, call Rush!
My lunch is smarter than your honor student.
Barbecued poodle aboard.
My other car is Air Force One.
Honk if you didn’t build that.
Romney 2012
My other car is the bus you’re about to be under.
All Americans are equal, but some Americans are more equal than others.
I’m so smart!
Bane was right!
Thanks for building this road.
I’m so smat.
Objects in this mirror are lefter than they appear.
Telepromptor error: No Bumper Slogan Found
Caution: Hazardous Material
Driver carries no cash…of his own.
COEXIST – except with those greedy, rich, racist, homophobe, bitter, gun clinging, bible thumping, tea-bagging, ignorant, Faux News watching, Nazi conservatives!
Don’t blame me: I voted for Hillary
My kid is an honor student at Saul Alinsky Jr. High.
Roosevelt/Garner 1932.
RU
(that country ID oval for Russia)
or FR would do
Honk if I just cut you off.
Someday none of this will be yours.
WTF! Obama 2012
Keep Honking! I’m Raising the Debt Limit!
The Horn Blows! So Does the Passenger!
I’ve stolen every good idea I have from Frank J.
Soccer Mom inside
Occupant desperately clinging to your guns and his ideology.
If occupant drives badly call 1-800-Eat Shi!t
Country Oval : FU
I never spare, I never tire…I’m no spare tire.
…COEXIS …the cross at the end was removed, as not to offend anyone.
It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
– Ronald Reagan
Mr Putin! Tear down these drapes!
The greatest security for Israel is to create new Egypts.- Ronald Reagan
Dog is my co-pilot…and my snack.
Wall Drug.
“You Didn’t Build That. A Canadian Did”
Provincetown, MA
(Silver lettering on either a fuchsia or lavender background.)
I’m Spending Your Children’s Inheritance
I <3
WookiesMy WifeHonk if you love spending other people’s money
I built/saved/created this
My other car is a goat suit.
I know this is not a bumper car . . . now.
Vote early and vote often!
If you can read this, you’re Michael Moore approved!
I get 50 lies to the gallon!
Composite President On Board
I destroyed the economy and all I got was this limo
“If you can read this, the drones have already locked on to you.”
No, but I saw the one on Biden’s limo as it ran me over.
-ls
Anyone but Romney.
…I’d rather be raising taxes
“If you can read this, you are close enough to my backside to be a substantial donor.”
Property of the Chinese Government.
Don’t laugh. You’d drive this poorly too if your head was lodged up your butt.
Proud beneficiary of affirmative action.
Attention Call Girls, the Secret Service is two cars up.
1/21/13, end of an error.
If you think education is expensive, look what happens when you give it out for free.
“Because I won and you’re all racists, that’s why!”
“Forward! (Into the ditch!)
“This Limo, Air Force One, and the Ship of State… You may notice I’m not actually the one driving.”
“A Temporary Equal Inconvenience to All”
“Calling me a ‘Spade’ is racist and quotes me out of context! I actually said ‘Support your local SPCA, and I just got spade!'”
“Proudly Powered by Propaganda”
That one works
“My Wu-Tang Clan Name is
For some reason it deleted the punchline. That was supposed to say:
My Wu-Tang Clan Name is “Kountry Killah”
If you can read this, you’re probably a racist.
If you can read this, you didn’t build that!
My children go to Sidwell Friends School and yours can’t.
If you can’t feed ’em, we’ll breed ’em
My other car is a 747
Lactose for the win.
Did you see the bumper sticker on Obama’s Limo?
It was crumpled after CarolyntheMommy started screaming TOWANDA!!!!!!!!! and rammed her SUV into it repeatedly until subdued by horse tranquilizers.
I’ve not been in the correct mood to make punch line.
The word “punch” is stopping me.
Damn those bastards running our government. CarolyntheMommy FTW.
FOREward
Re-elect me, or I sick the Mayans on you!
‘Dozens of MSNBC viewers can’t be wrong.’
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? …”I Brake for Dogs”
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? No? That’s because Obama prefers to lead from behind.
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? “Obama 2012”
It is just like the one he gave the Queen for her birthday.
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? The White House graphic design team used the same font as they used on his birth certificate.
Did you see the new bumper sticker on Obama’s limo? It reads “My other car is a Nigerian ox cart”.
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The body of this limo is like my former girlfriend, and my national outlook. Composite.
“Sorry, I ran over your dogma with my karma”
I may be a socialist…But I’m ahead of you
This bumper sticker cost you $963.37 and the job I created to put it here cost $136,000.97. You’re Welcome.