[via Engrish Funny]
Original caption:
‘Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren’t them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin’ angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.
According to the poster, “this is a teacher at my school, he is just joking around with his students.”
No indication who the butt of this particular joke is supposed to be. If it’s newly citizenized immigrants with more enthusiasm than spelling skills, I’m amused. If it’s supposed to represent a Tea Partier, I am less so.
Unless he’s doing it ironically, in which case, I thought Frank J’s hair was darker.
I rarely see anything from public schools that I find amusing these days. Two words: Home school!
There are very few things further from angel piss than Coors Light. The phrase “love in a canoe” comes to mind, but f(*^&g near water is more accurate
Shift plus top rank of keys due to the nominal PG 13 rating of the site, but, really, you know what I mean.
Ted Nugent has really let himself go.
(Voiced as adenoidal, OWS-tard): Duuuuuuuude, like, uhm, Obama’s face ain’t where those stars are, maaaaaaaaan! Thatz a raaaaaaay-sist sweater, maaaaaaaaan! I mean, like, y’know, c’mon duuude, tha flag has Obama’s face onnit, right? Now, uh, like, erm, who’s got tha 420 friendship?