[High Praise! to The Gormogons]
I recommend the entirety of this brutal takedown of the media’s bumbling coverage of the Aurora shootings, but mostly I wanted an excuse to post this quote from the piece:
a free sample hooker at a rundown desert bordello has a more honorable profession than a 21st Century journalist. The sheer intellectual laziness of the media is exactly why we get terrified story after story about the evils of firearms.
Ah, but a housewife can dream, can’t she? To be honest though, I’m really holding out for the assult rear bumper- because I want to be able to launch screws at anyone who tails me on the freeway.
I’ve always wanted a rear-facing paintball gun hidden in the trunk. That would be great “junk in the trunk!”
Score!