Now that we know the full ticket (and it’s exciting!) it’s time to start coming up with some slogans for Romney/Ryan 2012.
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 SLOGANS
“You may be able to stop us, but you can’t stop math.”
“The adults are here; free candy time is over.”
“Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL budget plan!”
“I’m going to cut you!”
“The most dynamic and courageous leader you’ve ever seen. Plus Romney.”
“We will raze everything the left holds dear while those hippies can do nothing but watch it all burn.”
“The journey $16 trillion back from debt starts with a single budget.”
“We come, and reality rides with us. It’s wrath will be terrible.”
“Time to ditch those dummies for people who actually know how to use a calculator.”
Its a good thing to have a calculator. Its also good to use a dictionary.
You’ll like fiscal discipline when we do it.
Illustrated.
“Follow
meus if you want to live!”“Just think about how much fun it will be to watch the press on Wednesday morning’
“Obama / Biden? Seriously?”
“We’re outta bubblegum!”
Getting Back to Basics for a Bright New Morning in America!
“No, YOU’RE the racist!”
“We can’t afford four more years of choom”
“Manly without having to pose with baseball bats.”
You tell the budget’s coming! You tell ’em I’m coming! And MATH’S coming with me, you hear! MATH’S COMING WITH ME!
“Two guys who can throw a baseball like men.”
…the honeybadgers of politics!
Democrats: This is madness!
R/R: THIS! IS! MATHEMATICS!
Educate America with the three R’s – Romney, Ryan, and Republican!
I’m gonna hold off effusive celebration until O’bama names his running mate.
“Our slogan is so awesome it can only be uttered by a Samurai wielding a sword or Fred Thompson”.
“If you want slogans….vote for Obama. If you want a government by the people and for the people, vote for us.”
Chuck Norris is on our side!
“Dude, where’s my America?”
“It’s the EVERYTHING, stupid”
“It’s time grow up”
“Hi, I’m with the government and I’m here to make sure we don’t get in the way”
“By firing 2 people, we can create millions of new jobs…”
“…cause we tried it your way and it sucked”
“slogan? slogan??? We don’t need to stinkin’ slogan!!”
“bring class back to the White House”
“Restore the dignity of the office of President”
“Because this country should be run by people who actually like it”
“Ann Romney isn’t demanding a paycheck”
“Make the first lady a lady”
Now it’s time for a little R&R.
R&R – Real Whiskey, Real Cheap.
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