[High Praise! to Michael]
When you’re striving to become “internet famous”, there are certain signals that indicate you’ve finally made it.
For example, if you’ve created fake content that’s so realistic that it fools a lot of people and Snopes feels obligated to point out that it’s fake. IMAO’s done that with the upside down Obama phone, and Obama’s apology to the British for the Delaration of Independence.
Being mentioned as an example on TV Tropes. IMAO is listed under Memetic Badass: Chuck Norris for Frank’s Fred Thompson facts (NSFW language at link).
However, Harry Reid’s done something IMAO has yet to do: get a definition in the Urban Dictionary.
The Daily Caller explains:
The Urban Dictionary, a fast-evolving online lexicon that promotes itself as “the dictionary you wrote,” has added a new definition of Reid that seems calculated to respond to the Nevada senator’s recent claims about Romney’s alleged federal income tax evasion.
“Harry Reid,” the dictionary now says, is defined as “[a]n unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.”
Congratulations, Harry.
You filthy pederast.
Or so I’ve heard on the internet.
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UPDATE: This is actually Harry’s third definition at UD. The first is “A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing.”
The second is adult, explicit, and I can’t even describe it on this PG-13 blog, so be careful if you click that link above, lest your eyeballs catch on fire and fly out of your skull because you scrolled down too far.
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It’s possible that Nevada is full of Harry Reid zombies. How else could he get elected?
Related entry in the Urban Dictionary:
bacon (verb): to laud with high praise. “IMAO readers baconned Frank J. for his new Post article.”
you know, these new ads you got are kind of odd – I keep seeing ads for “are your criminal arrest records publicly viewable?”
Now, being that this is a conservative site it’s fair to assume we’re all criminals, but they use the same stock photos as the “save hundreds on car insurance with this one weird trick” and “click here for a free ipad” ads. So are these people in the ads criminals or are they actually going to hand me a free ipad and same me hundreds on car insurance???
@blarg: I don’t get those. Mebbe they’re targeted ads.
Burma – not to undermine Buttercup’s tiara fund, but try using Firefox with Adblock Plus
@Harvey: Actually, that’s why I don’t get those ads. Or any ads, for that matter.
Burma – you’re a horrible person. Why don’t you want Buttercup to have a new tiara?
Harvey, I hope you got a screencap, cause right now I’m only seeing the two definitions for “Harry Reid” that you already mentioned. Apparently, the last definition was even too horrible for Urban Dictionary and has gone down the memory hole.
I find this hard to believe because I’ve seen some of the other entries on Urban Dictionary, and they’re all the most filthy things ever. In fact, it seems that pretty much every entry on there is just some (hopefully made up) disgusting sex act.
Ernie – I didn’t get a screencap. I suppose since we’re in the comments, I can at least describe what they wrote, euphemistically, as “a male member completely covered with hair”. They were not nearly so delicate in their word choice.
@Harvey: Tiara? Don’t mess with me. As the song goes, I sold my steel company in Reno just to watch it die.
Alternative definition: Old disgusting and corrupt pederast living on a fixed outcome.
The “Harry Reid” is also described as a reverse “Nasty Sanchez” wherein the potential “mustachee” obtains said “ornamentation” directly from the source and not by way of an intermediary digit.