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And if for some reason you haven’t seen it yet, here’s my interview with Glenn Reynolds:
Why does everyone make fun of my eyebrows?
Thanks to your support, if you go to political humor on Amazon
And if for some reason you haven’t seen it yet, here’s my interview with Glenn Reynolds:
Why does everyone make fun of my eyebrows?
Because they’re magic, Frank. And we’re looking for a rocket scientist to install a car battery.
(BTW, I had to play through to the 3rd video above – it doesn’t just come up right away.)
They make fun of your eyebrows to mask the sadness. The sadness that you, Frank J., would sell out your anti-canine-eating principles and sit down with the puppy blender.
Years ago, there was one man in the blogosphere brave enough to stand up to dog-chompers. That man was Frank J. We needed that man. The shadowy forces of mutt-munchers were were on the move, seeking power behind on the scenes. Neither right nor left wing was immune to their machinations.
And today, when pooch-chewers have risen to the very top of our country’s government, a one-way passage between the D.C. ASPCA and the White House has been established, and our pets disappear mysteriously whenever a blogging convention or political campaign come to town, we need that man more than ever.
Where is the Frank J. we so admired and needed? Rumor has it, he was last seen pricing an industrial-strength Vitamix.
More in sadness than anger,
Sweet Lou
I think it’s time for some Leonard Nimoy analogies.
Everytime your eyebrows move, your audio breaks up, Frank. Coincidence?
When you started talking about “giant robots,” your left eyebrow went up and stayed up (and wiggled a lot).
I was hoping we could have some fun with your eyebrows, Frank. But hardly anyone wants to play!
They are some fabulous eyebrows, aren’t they, Jimmy? Across his forehead they go, into his skull, back out of his ears and into his computer! I wonder if they are the source of his funniness. Only one way to find out, really…
Fly, you and I are the cult followers of Frank J.’s eyebrows!
They do seem to have a mind of their own. I wonder if they’re connected to anything besides that giant mellon on the top of his neck? (Ghostbusters, Frank.)
Actually, I laughed numerous times during Frank’s presentation.
Comedy Central, Frank? With a little work, they could be “all-singing, all-dancing!”
Are you the bald guy on the right or the bald guy on the left?
Jimmy – Frank needs to team up with John Bolton
“Brows/Stache 2016”
That would be awesome, Harvey, and, as awesome, it would be in keeping with Frank’s book (that I haven’t read) and would keep America awesome.
In any case, I’m guessing that Frank’s magic eyebrows are better than magic mushrooms.
Jimmy – having met Frank in person, I can honestly say that his eyebrows will take you to MUCH stranger places than any mushroom.
Knowing that, Harvey, we must persuade Frank to NEVER grow a beard!
A beard? Frank’s little baby-face can’t grow a beard.
Why do you think he hired ME?
Ok… that and IMAO needed a token atheist and veteran, too. I’m an affirmative action triple-threat.