… for integrity.
… for a foreign policy that isn’t a total FUBAR.
… for a credible way to blame the current Middle East charlie foxtrot on Bush.
… for an extra three million necro-American voters so he can assure his re-election.
… for the chihuahua he was going to have as a snack. You know how fast those sneaky little @*$!$ can get around.
… for Bo, until he remembered they ate Bo for supper last week.
… for the coupon from Jiffy-Lobo (h.t. thepeoplescube) for Biden’s bi-weekly lobotomy.
…for a clue
…for a clue.
Missed it by that much.
Because his approach shot, like his foreign policy, was completely shanked.
but i’m flattered to think the same as the mighty DamnCat
. . . for some integrity
. . . for some class
…somebody moved his stash.
… for a corner to hide in to avoid his intelligence briefings.
…for that corner from the previous “Confuse Obama” joke.
…looking for some of Clinton’s left over mojo.
…. for the crates of extra votes he brought with him from Chicago.
while singing, “Where, oh where has my little dog gone…”
for the door while mumbling about the number of windows.
…for the salt and pepper. And for Bo….
…for the his Ping driver. He really likes that driver.
for something resolute, as an anchor in his trying times
…for a dog to eat. Because he eats dogs!
.. to make sure Michelle was no where around before he could enjoy his Egg McMuffin.
. . . for a missing golf ball
. . . for his last shred of credibility
. . . for his US Treasury ATM card
. . . for a place to hide from the reporters asking questions about Libya
…for change…which he found in the sofa.
…for the $35 million promised by the Teamsters for his retirement.
. . . for a president.
… for the keys to the telepromter so he could go to work.
For Hope.
… for integrity.
… for a foreign policy that isn’t a total FUBAR.
… for a credible way to blame the current Middle East charlie foxtrot on Bush.
… for an extra three million necro-American voters so he can assure his re-election.
… for the chihuahua he was going to have as a snack. You know how fast those sneaky little @*$!$ can get around.
… for Bo, until he remembered they ate Bo for supper last week.
… for the coupon from Jiffy-Lobo (h.t. thepeoplescube) for Biden’s bi-weekly lobotomy.
..for his chair.
…the Fast and Furious stinky poop left by Huck Folder.
…for the put name here ________ Presidential Pardon for the person who kills Clint Eastwood.
…his waffle iron, BlackBerry and the four pack of wine coolers cuz him and Joe are going on a ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…for the corner he told Biden to stand in.
…after Joe told him that me “made a stinky” in the big office.
…after Joe told him that HE “made a stinky” in the big office.
. . . for a place to hide the keys from Romney.
. . . for the note he lost from Sandra Fluke thanking him personally for the morning after pills.
. . . for his sons.
for a speck of humility.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for Biden, who insists on playing hide-and-seek whenever he’s allowed in.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for another race card to play so he could go “all in”.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for any cigars Bill Clinton left behind.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for anything that could be used as a roach clip.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for that American flag lapel pin, now that he out campaining in the “fly-over states”.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office…for that American flag lapel pin, now that he is out campaigning in the “fly-over states”.
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office….but never did find any integrity.
…for that hidden transmitter that Dinesh D’Souza’s been using to READ HIS THOUGHTS.
“Has anybody seen Biden’s helmet and crayons? Anybody?”
…for a place to plug in the answering machine now that the 3:00 p.m. phone calls are even scarier than 3:00 a.m. ones.
…for some condoms, Sandra Fluke called and needs a dozen or two because it’s another Saturday night.