..wants everyone to know how difficult it is to be symbol. a symbol of someone so out of touch and clueless that he makes hermits in the deepest saharan desert appear to be erudit members of the electorate. it is a heavy burden.
was the subject of a scathing expose on MSNBC which concluded that it was a racist bigot who enjoyed openly mocking the handicapped, offering candy to diabetic children, feeding seeing eye dogs poisoned meat and intentionally confusing the elderly.
. . . tells a whole lot fewer lies and has a far more pleasant personality and voice than the Chair of the Democratic National Committee, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
…is kind of a mystery. Nobody knows for sure where it’s from or how it got here.
… complained about it’s impoverished upbringing in the jungles of South America and it’s forcible relocation to the USA.
…is polling at a +4 to Obama should it decide to run.
… just replaced Joe Biden on the Democrat ticket. The empty suit and the empty chair.
… was just added to the Screen Actors’ Guild (union) rolls.
… Is forming an exploratory committee to run for Mayor of Los Angeles.
Can engage in a more intelligent conversation than Obama.
… is not responsible for the empty dog house.
Has seen a lot of asses in its time.
Still misses Sonny
Just sold for 1 million dollars on eBay
has a loose cushion spring and was declared to be a Weapon of Ass Destruction
. . . felt lucky.
. . . is more qualified than Obama.
. . . was Obama’s visit to Israel and commitment to same.
…is far less destructive to the country when it remains empty.
Has been in continuous use in a Mexican restaurant and still hasn’t been on the receiving end of as much hot gas as Obama’s teleprompter.
The chair Clint Eastwood talked to…
Can’t read a teleprompter, therefore is unqualified.
Has more class and better manners than the occupant
has a better swing with a 9 iron.
was last heard saying:
“I am, I cried
I am, said I
And I am lost, and I can’t even say why
Leavin’ me lonely still”
is feeling Lucky!
The chair Clint Eastwood talked to… was not nearly large enough to hold all of Obama’s ego.
…is made of Kenyan wood and was assembled in Indonesia.
…is now under investigation by the Department of Justice for conspiring with a right-wing gun nut.
…is now in hiding pending an Eric Holder investigation.
….was not strong enough to support a Wookie.
…was so interesting that Joe Biden wants to know what’s going on!
…was thoroughly vetted by the FBI.
…is sadly no longer with us. It gave it’s all in an attack by a Klingon bat-leth.
…has now raised it’s speaking fee to 1 million dollars as it can now draw a larger crowd than Obama.
…is now carrying the mantle of Reagan. We dust Moscow in 10 minutes.
..was last heard saying, “Chair? What chair? I think you mean the sofa.”
…could not be reached for comment. It got a new publicist.
…was last seen entereing rehab. the fame, man! The Fame! 🙁
..wants everyone to know how difficult it is to be symbol. a symbol of someone so out of touch and clueless that he makes hermits in the deepest saharan desert appear to be erudit members of the electorate. it is a heavy burden.
…has seen how the President treats other chairs in his administration and is appalled. Stop the WAR ON CHAIRS!
… was made in Indonesia.
…wants everyone to know that Joe Biden is his kinda guy, God love ’em!
…had to get a wider upholstery in case Hillary needed to rest her dogs.
was eventually found in the White House cellar huddled with the Administrations empty heads and empty promises.
was found dead in a Washington DC alley, dismantled and ruined and stained with what forensic experts can only describe as dog-beque sauce.
was the subject of a scathing expose on MSNBC which concluded that it was a racist bigot who enjoyed openly mocking the handicapped, offering candy to diabetic children, feeding seeing eye dogs poisoned meat and intentionally confusing the elderly.
was found sobbing and desperately seeking sanitizer after Chris Matthews allegedly tingled on it.
had TMZ publish photos from its college years when it was used in a centerfold spread.
refused to let Sandra Fluke sit on it unless she had adequate protection.
. . . was fired from a Hollywood movie set. The Key Grip refused to comment.
Had better responses and more personality than Joe Biden.
Showed it’s Hawaiian birth certificate when asked.
..knows more about how to fix the economy than Obama and all his “experts”.
has less varnish on it than Obama….and hasn’t paid millions of dollars to hide it’s stains !
…is a very sad chair. it is looking for fullfilment.
…is making the round of talk shows tell everyone who will listen what a close, personal friend Clint is and what it hopes their next project will be.
…needs wood stripper and stain after a long and stressful life, but it isn’t allowed under Obamacare.
. . . tells a whole lot fewer lies and has a far more pleasant personality and voice than the Chair of the Democratic National Committee, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
is a lot better at math than Obama.
has been made Biden’s chief adviser and newest bestest friend.
was caught in a motel room bed with Bob Vila and a can of Lemon Pledge.
……..contained the soul of Barack Obama. In other words, it was empty.
used to have to sit in the corner.
….sent a thrill up all of our wooden legs.
…punked out Obama and the entire Harvard debate team.
The chair Clint Eastwood talked to…just got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
Ok Dohimes. Can’t stop laughing from the Vila. That is a disturbing image.
…is now up on Obama by four points.
… Has surpassed Obama’s July fundraising total.
…has just been announced as the Super Bowl halftime show.
…is over-qualified to serve as the DNC chair.
….banged Nancy Pelosi’s big gavel.
…has confirmed that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a man.
…is in witness protection after being threatened by Obama’s empty chair.
…was described by Michelle Obama as “an incredible source of fiber.”
…was a Pompeian with hassock, while Obama’s just a pompous-ass hick.
…has filed to legally changed its name to “mirror” because it’s an accurate reflection of Obama.
Was thrown under the bus before the start of the dnc convention.
The chair Clint Eastwood talked to… didn’t actually need the teleprompter.
Is going on tour with Jeff Dunham.
… aspires to one day become a teleprompter.
…tweeted that it was actually taken and wasn’t just an empty chair.
Clint doesn’t tweet.
…is suing clint eastwood for making him look as dumb as b.o.
… was recently purged from the voter rolls in Florida.
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actually was a stand-in chair for the chair that was at the golf course.
rodney dill says:
September 10th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
has a loose cushion spring and was declared to be a Weapon of Ass Destruction
Bacon to you ~~~~~