Satan was jealous. First there were the Israelites who acknowledged God. Then the Gentiles abandoned their polytheistic ways and acknowledged God. He wanted his own religion but no one will worship him. Then he had an idea. Disguising himself as the angel Gabriel, he approached an Ishmaelite . . .
…having a guy dressed up like Buddah say that Muhammad is a chancrous, tubercular, lisping transvestite that sings about how his brown arse is chocolate ice cream and little boys should lick it, while a guy dressed up likea rabbi looks on approvingly.
Gonna incorporate and start selling franchises for a new business idea…..kiosks in airports and other places where you can buy snacks like twinkles, popcorn and such while you’re waiting for your flight or whatever. Gonna call it Allahu Snackbar….
… Obama’s upcoming speech at the UN General Assembly; “Why don’t you like me? I’m sorry for whatever I did! I didn’t mean to kill bin Laden, the Navy Seals did that! I just want you to like me. Please? We’re arresting the people that made the bad movie. We make people do all kinds of stupid human tricks to get on airplanes. We’re banning the bible and any expression of Christianity. We’re building the Ground Zero Victory Mosque. What more do you want from me?!”
Israel politely declines their request that they dissolve the nation, as well as their request for all Israelites drown themselves in the Mediterranean Sea.
Anthropologists and linguists reveal that the word thought to mean “virgin” in the Quran was incorrectly interpreted and really means “fat, hairy younger sister Fatima whose face scares goats and male suitors alike.”
RAML – you caused a chuckle – and – you made me think of releasing one of those large, helicopter-deployed, firefighting buckets of liquid pork fat all over a mosque. Gee, they’d have to condemn the building.
Some crazy Dutch cartoonist will depict Muhammed using a condom, which as we all know is a device invented by Muslims by using the lower part of a goat’s intestine. The cartoon will show the goat still attached.
This will probably make the Muslims Riot but Mohammed blew camels and we have proof.
Curtiss – So… we found Mohammed’s blue dress?
This will probably make the Muslims riot but apple pie and hot dogs are awesome. Oh and Jesus too. AMERICA.
This will probably make the Muslims riot… OBAMA ADS ON IMAO!!!!!!!!
the sun came up this morning
This will probably make the Muslims riot…
…but the friggen sun came up again…
dang it…sorry jw…missed it by this > < much
The rumor that Mohamed appeared on a tortilla in a remote Mexican village.
but I just made my own 5 minute Muhammad movie.
…All I said was that ‘that steak was fit for Allah’
@lance glad to share. great minds think alike
…like it’s 1999!
Wait? They need a reason?
Porky the Pig declared honorary UN Ambassador.
The grand opening of “Akbar and Jeff’s Bacon & Booze Mecca”!
“This will probably make the Muslims riot…” actually that should be enough.
I like how some of you are treating this one like it is the Islamic version of the Aristocrats.
…: Israel still exists.
but I’d like to beat the Shiite out of their prophet.
…Porky Pig reruns.
someone bumped the scheduled Thursday riot for Friday!
This will probably make the Muslims riot.
Satan was jealous. First there were the Israelites who acknowledged God. Then the Gentiles abandoned their polytheistic ways and acknowledged God. He wanted his own religion but no one will worship him. Then he had an idea. Disguising himself as the angel Gabriel, he approached an Ishmaelite . . .
Boo
1 + 1 = 2
…having a guy dressed up like Buddah say that Muhammad is a chancrous, tubercular, lisping transvestite that sings about how his brown arse is chocolate ice cream and little boys should lick it, while a guy dressed up likea rabbi looks on approvingly.
That will probably make the Muslims riot.
… “Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!”
🙂 (That may, or may not, be a digital representation of Muhammad smiling)
… the capital of Israel is Jerusalem.
This will probably make the Muslims riot… (dramatic silence)
Wait a minute, since when do they need a reason?
…Yep
Using bacon as a quran bookmark.
….but with Obama in charge, we’ll be alright. LOL.
This will probably make the Muslims riot… but when we nuke the moon, it’ll be to carve a cross on it…
@Mike – that’s a good one – bacon to you, sir!
…somebody questioning if Islam is really a peaceful religion.
Speculating on what will cause muslims to riot cause muslims to riot
not capitalizing the “M” in muslim will cause muslims to riot
The prophet mohammed’s image appears in a piece of toast – depiction of Mohammed? Kill all Americans!
I-slam Islam wit Moose Lambs.
Alam al-alal-a alall alama allah alalma al al alam lama la alalalalala
…riot.
This will probably make the Muslims riot… global luke-warming!
because mo-ham-ad ate bacon everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Gonna incorporate and start selling franchises for a new business idea…..kiosks in airports and other places where you can buy snacks like twinkles, popcorn and such while you’re waiting for your flight or whatever. Gonna call it Allahu Snackbar….
Obama said “I don’t give a feather or a fig” about Benjamin Netanhayu’s requests for a meeting. Guess what the Muslims heard instead of “fig”.
…..also on the munu: Sharia fries and bacon sandwiches with mullah sauce served on a little prayer rug.
… Obama’s upcoming speech at the UN General Assembly; “Why don’t you like me? I’m sorry for whatever I did! I didn’t mean to kill bin Laden, the Navy Seals did that! I just want you to like me. Please? We’re arresting the people that made the bad movie. We make people do all kinds of stupid human tricks to get on airplanes. We’re banning the bible and any expression of Christianity. We’re building the Ground Zero Victory Mosque. What more do you want from me?!”
…Arabian Boogie Nights portraying Mohamhead as a porn star. Of course Micheal Moore gets the part hands down and Bill Maher has a cameo as his penis.
I had a PICTURE of mohammed in my pocket and peed my pants. 🙁
I didn’t realize they had stopped.
Sesame Street still uses the muppet magician that begins every conjuration trick with “Allah peanut butter sandwiches.”
…but sodomizing your victims before killing them is not enough to get the U.N. to automatically put your country on the Human Rights Council.
…because Obama won’t stay up late to watch their riots.
…but Muslims breathe. So what? Well pigs fart and Muslims breathe.
The macot for the U.S. State Department’s new Middle East public relations campaign has been announced as “Annie Abu,” the feminist ham sandwich.
The hottest gift for Christmas this year is the Quran Door Mat.
Israel politely declines their request that they dissolve the nation, as well as their request for all Israelites drown themselves in the Mediterranean Sea.
Ted Nugent swears in President Mitt Romney while wearing a Quran loin cloth.
The NRA introduces a new B-modified target featuring Mohamed’s face.
Anthropologists and linguists reveal that the word thought to mean “virgin” in the Quran was incorrectly interpreted and really means “fat, hairy younger sister Fatima whose face scares goats and male suitors alike.”
But then, what doesn’t?
Mike @ 34, Ann Barnhardt already did that … on youtube!
Dropping bacon and pork juice bombs on the current set of rioters.
Dropping pork juice soaked Qur’an on all their mosques.
Oops! I just dropped my pen. What, the muslims are rioting about that? Heh, this should be colorful.
God, I hope it’s that new Obama flag !
“…PROBABLY make the Muslims riot”…Are you insinuating that they have “grey areas” about when to/not to riot ?
CNN cameras
Losing their man in the White House in November.
A day ending in d-a-y. That’ll bring ’em out shooting!
In Islam, dogs are considered dirty animals. Some famous person really likes dogs . . .
This will probably make the Muslims riot, but this one time, at band camp…
RAML – you caused a chuckle – and – you made me think of releasing one of those large, helicopter-deployed, firefighting buckets of liquid pork fat all over a mosque. Gee, they’d have to condemn the building.
…they just realized that all the hottest girl camels are in western zoos.
ten minutes have passed since the last riot.
but then what doesn’t?
The 32nd flavor at Baskin Robbins is maple bacon.
Turns out, dog is not halal.
somewhere, someone has the freedom to NOT be Muslim.
This will probably make the Muslims riot:
Some crazy Dutch cartoonist will depict Muhammed using a condom, which as we all know is a device invented by Muslims by using the lower part of a goat’s intestine. The cartoon will show the goat still attached.
…but the new replacement riot police are being forced to wear yarmulkes and wave American flags.
…payment for throwing rocks at infidels is being cut to 10 piastres per ton.
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