Straight Line of the Day: The Biggest Line Item in the White House Budget… Posted by Harvey on 2 October 2012, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The biggest line item in the White House budget…
… underwear, for some reason tim geitner and the other gnomes keep running off with it. Reply to this comment
. . . grave counters . . . batteries . . . Romney is a Mormon posters . . . Kool Aid Reply to this comment
…is unknown since that would imply someone is actually following some sort of a budget. Reply to this comment
…is something called “Choom Gang Supplies” from a guy named Javier from Bogota. Reply to this comment
“Dog Food” ….. The locks Ms. Obama puts on the food ….. Long distance phone bills for apology calls Reply to this comment
…special shocks for the presidential limo to absorb all the “bumps in the road” …now that there’s no reelection to worry about, CHOOM FUND!!!! closely followed by increased snacks fund. Reply to this comment
…is whitewash. …is fixing damage from Barack carving Barack Luvs Barack on all the furniture. …was for hiring starving artists to retouch all the fading Obama posters. Reply to this comment
. . . has “F & F” on it but crossed out and initialed with “E. H.”, in different colored ink. . . . asks for an additional 10 million dollars for unexpected bumps. . . . got smudged by fingerprints of dog meat in barbecue sauce. Reply to this comment
The biggest line item in the White House budget… is unicorn feed and AstroGlide… (Do NOT ask why these are on the same line item) Reply to this comment
…Michelle’s belt budget. …bucket removal service. …locksmiths. He keeps forgetting the keys to good government. …Joe’s puddin’. Reply to this comment
…is for red ink to keep the national ledgers.
Dog food
… underwear, for some reason tim geitner and the other gnomes keep running off with it.
“I will not raise your taxes”. Nothing but as line.
is the payoff money to MSNBC, CNN, CBS and ABC
… grade school level math courses.
is for Mrs. Obama’s clothes
is for legal fees to defend those he gave the green light to break laws.
. . . grave counters
. . . batteries
. . . Romney is a Mormon posters
. . . Kool Aid
Greens fees.
… a Nixonian-style slush fund.
is the unemployment line…
…for pre-finished ballots
…for Obama portraits for the First bedroom
. . . is K-9 Steak Sauce for dogs.
Duct tape for Biden’s mouth.
…hand mirrors.
…is unknown since that would imply someone is actually following some sort of a budget.
a top-secret covert operations item codenamed “transparency”
Mrs O’s hips.
is for Kindle copies of Frank’s new book, so others don’t read it.
…is something called “Choom Gang Supplies” from a guy named Javier from Bogota.
“Dog Food”
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The locks Ms. Obama puts on the food
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Long distance phone bills for apology calls
is for the smoke; closely followed by the mirrors.
..is for Q-tips. Barry’s ears take a lot to keep clean.
…special shocks for the presidential limo to absorb all the “bumps in the road”
…now that there’s no reelection to worry about, CHOOM FUND!!!! closely followed by increased snacks fund.
…”unexpectedly” increased sixteen trillion dollars.
is for greens fees.
…is the “muhuhuhahaha….” after the “What budget?”
Rock Throwing Peasant wins
. . . is not for bullets for the guards.
The First Family’s 1.4 BILLION dollars in Perquisites.
…is still less than what Mitt Romney gave to charity!
… moving costs; U-Hauls to Hawaii are expensive.
…Obama’s pants -they keep catching on fire whenever he speaks.
…is whitewash.
…is fixing damage from Barack carving Barack Luvs Barack on all the furniture.
…was for hiring starving artists to retouch all the fading Obama posters.
…Is the unemployment line
. . . has “F & F” on it but crossed out and initialed with “E. H.”, in different colored ink.
. . . asks for an additional 10 million dollars for unexpected bumps.
. . . got smudged by fingerprints of dog meat in barbecue sauce.
The biggest line item in the White House budget… is unicorn feed and AstroGlide… (Do NOT ask why these are on the same line item)
cocaine
…Michelle’s belt budget.
…bucket removal service.
…locksmiths. He keeps forgetting the keys to good government.
…Joe’s puddin’.
Is the Arab spring finance charge
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