A teenager was arrested for stealing from a Georgia Walmart explained that he just wanted to play “Santa” to his girlfriend’s kids.
Sounds more like he was playing “government”.
A teenager was arrested for stealing from a Georgia Walmart explained that he just wanted to play “Santa” to his girlfriend’s kids.
Sounds more like he was playing “government”.
Two points here:
1) I don’t remember the part in “Twas The Night Before Christmas” where Santa stole toys from Walmart.
2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?
SoB, maybe the previous boyfriends kept coming down the chimney empty handed.
Sounds like the girlfriend has 4 children, counting the accused.