Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…was the first dress she was ever photographed wearing twice. White House sources claim there was no connection to all the attention Kate Middleton has received for “recycling” outfits.
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…might have looked “stunning” on Project Runway; but even Michael Kors would admit, looked a bit “frumpy” on Michelle.
was made of the Constitution and duct tape
still made her ass look fat.
popped two buttons as she finished off another big plate of chili fries.
…was picked out by Bill Clinton. Yep, it’s blue.
…was looted from New York City.
…is being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.
actually looked pretty good…….. on Joe Biden.
…was U! G! L! Y!,
you ain’t got no alibi.
it’s ugly, it’s ugly!
…was from malia’s “let’s play dress-up” box.
…sucked.
…was reminiscent of a retarded blueberry.
…reinforced the fact that I hate her face.
Made Stacy and Clinton’s heads explode…..
…….just confirms the fact that ‘ugly’ goes right to the bone, no matter how you garnish it.
…is made of the salad she tries to shove down kids throats every day (and no, Michele, it doesn’t make it seem any more appealing).
…was a traditional Klingon victory garment. Qapla’!
proves that, no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it’s still a pig.
. . . will cost more than a Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG
……showed more than hers eyes, giving strict Sharia Muslims their best “see why we enforce this!” recruitment tool ever
…made Anna Wintour demand her campaign donations back.
…was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.
…created three sweatshop jobs in China.
…was indescribable, because Barack hasn’t told the MSM what they think of it yet.
…went straight back to Chris Christie as FEMA aid for his date with Springsteen.
…cost more than you make in a year.
…was made by the 47%
Was made from the finest recycled flour sacks. You could still see the lumps.
. . . was paid for by you. You are now free to weep bitter tears.
was made from a GI tent.
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…was the first dress she was ever photographed wearing twice. White House sources claim there was no connection to all the attention Kate Middleton has received for “recycling” outfits.
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…might have looked “stunning” on Project Runway; but even Michael Kors would admit, looked a bit “frumpy” on Michelle.
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…showed how even as millionaires, they have to wear the same designer coutier clothes twice sometimes.
…was dyed with the tears of 6-year-old Malaysian sweatshop workers. But Tim Gunn thinks it’s fabulous!
made chewbacca look downright sexy.
It was a nightmare,I tell you.
Roddy McDowell removed his prosthetic make-up,
revealing “wrong fool woman in a blue dress”
Proves once and for all Mutton cannot be dressed up as Lamb.
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