You can’t make this up. A new massage parlor opened in San Francisco that specializes in face-slapping.
No word on if it was inspired by watching Obama deal with Netanyahu.
You can’t make this up. A new massage parlor opened in San Francisco that specializes in face-slapping.
No word on if it was inspired by watching Obama deal with Netanyahu.
Apparently, “butt punching” is next. And after that some kind of weird fondling, probably. Then, they’ll get slapped around by the cops, maybe.
What San Francisco (and California) Democrats need is a good
slappingwake-up call.Jimmy get that for free face slap massage from half the women he meets.
Yeah, well, you’re cruisin’ for a Cat bruisin’, that’s for Damn sure!
I’d be happy to slap people from San Francisco for free. In fact, I’ll be even happier to punch them in their monkey faces.
Isn’t everything after this a “happy ending”?
I saw the name of the place, and I HOPED that the masseuses would slap you in the face WITH their ta-tas, but it was not to be…
For an extra $10, they’ll do the Monty Python fish-slapping dance on you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
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