[High Praise! to Dodsfall and Breitbart]
By the way, Anderson Cooper is such a douche that he condescendingly sneers while discussing bacon. But you’ll still want to jump in at about 1:57 to see a pretty girl in a Viking helmet singing about bacon:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #136)
This looks very decadent.
😈
You wouldn’t want to wear that around a pack of anything carnivorous!
But if you do, be sure to bring plenty of beer!
Bacon strip T’s.
It brings whole new meaning to “Hot”.
As CeeLo Green might say.
♬
I see you cookin’ round town with the breakfast I love,
and I’m like Fry you…. ooo oo oo…
I guess that dozen egg omelet just wasn’t enough,
so Fry you and your bacon dress too…
With butter its richer, and a large cream pitcher…
big as a ship (big as a ship)
With a cloggin’ pain in my chest I will whisk you up next,
just to Fry you…. ooo oo oo….
@5 – and here’s something for you to fry: ~~~~~~~~~~
Nice one 🙂
Michael Moore’s Ideal Woman.