Liberals don’t even know the difference between a spear and a lance – why would we expect them to know the difference between semi-automatic and fully-automatic?
So, basically just a fine example that there are undoubtedly plenty of other falsehoods printed in that paper every day that we don’t take the time to check if they have an F-ing clue…
“Joe Biden exceeded today’s gaffe quota at a campaign event in Las Vegas, asking twice if anyone in the crowd knew someone who served in “Iraq or Iran,” then saying in a reference to Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns, “unfortunately the bullets are aimed at you.”
(- Margaret Hartmann, New York magazine’s Daily Intelligencer, 10/18/12)
“allows the weapon to be used as a spear”
Liberals don’t even know the difference between a spear and a lance – why would we expect them to know the difference between semi-automatic and fully-automatic?
Great. Now I have no where to put my sling…
…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle, but can add an intimidating presence…
Erm…kinda like Brock Lesnar, high on meth, menacingly revving a chainsaw?
Now I’m confused. Does this mean I have to start attaching the sling to that thingy on the front of my Yugo SKS?
So, basically just a fine example that there are undoubtedly plenty of other falsehoods printed in that paper every day that we don’t take the time to check if they have an F-ing clue…
Saying *this* should also disqualify one:
“Joe Biden exceeded today’s gaffe quota at a campaign event in Las Vegas, asking twice if anyone in the crowd knew someone who served in “Iraq or Iran,” then saying in a reference to Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns, “unfortunately the bullets are aimed at you.”
(- Margaret Hartmann, New York magazine’s Daily Intelligencer, 10/18/12)
So…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle…except that it does. It’s now more lethal in the hands of a trained bayonet fighter.
Drill SGT: There are two types of bayonet fighters! What are they?
Enlistees: The Quick! And the Dead!
DS: What kind are you?
E: The Quick!
DS: I can’t hear yooooou!!!
E: THE QUICK!
DS: And what are THEY?
E: The DEAD!! The DEAD!! The DEAD!!
DS: Hoo-aah!
…And then a Q&A on what makes grass grow (BLOOD!), and what makes the grass green (GUTS!!) would inevitably follow.
God, I loved Basic Training!!
It must have been written by Carolyn McCarthy after she showed us how smart she was with “…the shoulder thing that goes up…”