Tax question: can I declare Washington DC as a dependent?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 10, 2013
I’d rather overdose on smack than risk another underdose.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) April 10, 2013
pregnancy tests should just read “pregnant” or “nope just fat”
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 10, 2013
If I had a bitcoin for every time someone asked me what a bitcoin was worth, I have no idea how much money I’d have.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) April 10, 2013
Prometheus is a much better movie if you just pretend that all the dialogue consists of “LALALALALALAPLLLBBBTH.”
— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) April 11, 2013
“Grab the other end of that!” — My dad, about half the time he ever spoke to me.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) April 11, 2013
Here’s an interesting item from Drudge They may have nukes” . Is there NO ONE in Washington paying the least bit of attention to what’s going on elsewhere in the world besides Jay-Z and Beyonce’s tip to Cuba?
If the world is under new management I can’t wait for the going out of “bidness” sale. Maybe we’ll get some of our rights back in the bankruptcy settlement.
@1 – There is part of me that wishes that SOMEBODY would drop a nuke on SOMEBODY so that we could have a serious discussion on how to put a halt to nuclear proliferation.
However, there’s another part of me that knows – were that to happen – America would immediately be blamed because we invented the damned device.