Government trying to exempt itself from Obamacare is like if Henry Ford only drove GM cars cuz they were safer. They made it, don’t want it.
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) April 25, 2013
It’s probably good that Batman was betrayed because grabbing Bane and yelling “WHERE IS THE DETONATOR?! WHERE IS IT?!” was not a good plan.
— Moltz (@Moltz) April 25, 2013
Presidents should matter less than they do.
— Timothy P Carney (@TPCarney) April 25, 2013
Congress looking to exempt itself from Obamacare.Apparently, they finally got around to reading it.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) April 25, 2013
Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 25, 2013
Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I’m not sure about this NFL Draft thing…
— Travon Free (@Travon) April 25, 2013
Americans are the only people who can drop two nukes on a country and then make fun of how weird their culture turned out.
— dan guterman (@danguterman) April 25, 2013
If you click on a banner ad IQ test, you’ve already failed.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 25, 2013
#InfoWarsPickupLines “Wanna go out? Hey — I’m just asking questions.”
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) April 26, 2013